Serious Cravings

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Serious Cravings

Date: July 21, 2006

Category: Shorts

Appearing: Morgan vanHumbeck, Graham Stark, James Turner, Paul Saunders, Bill Watt

Writing: Graham Stark, Kathleen De Vere

Camera: Paul Saunders, Bill Watt

Edited by: Graham Stark

Location: Graham's Parents' House


Graham notices that Morgan is cooking bacon at an odd time; Morgan reveals that James is a hampire and must consume pork products or die. His condition was triggered by eating cursed meat, leading to a host of unusual attributes and weaknesses. Morgan recounts the failed attempts at curing James. Paul makes a jam sandwich, but he uses similarly-cursed jelly and becomes a jampire. Graham wonders what could possibly be next; Bill then enters, singing "Wake Me Up" by the band Wham and complaining about the absence of bacon and jam in the fridge.


  • There are several Invader Zim references made in this video.
    • "Why would you buy that?" is a paraphrase of a similar recurring joke.
    • "I smell delicious!" references the episode Bolognius Maximus, where Dib's DNA is spliced with that of bologna and he becomes notably tasty.
  • The jam jar Paul shows to Morgan isn't the one he got from the fridge.
  • This kitchen has appeared in several previous videos; however, in this instance the wall clock was removed, as the shooting took place around 5:00 PM, not 3:00 PM as the dialogue suggests.
    • Immediately after pan from Ted's Sinful Spreads the clock reappears on the wall showing just before 4:25.
  • In the pork rinds scene, Morgan is briefly watching Is this a Date? and then changes channels to Hagiography Today

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