Qwerpline Ep32 - Rhythmic Gymnastics
Date: September 22, 2019
Graphics: Graham Stark
Description: Sadie's back from vacation and Montgomery Kone is here to tell the QWRP listeners about an under-appreciated local sport.
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- It's so prudent of them to secure lineages this far in advance.
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Nsburg brewery is holding their annual customer appreciation bring your own keg day. There is a not exhaustive list of things that are not kegs:
- Solo cups
- beer bongs
- regular bongs
- your lips wrapped around the spigot
- dry casks
- garden hose
- wine skins
- raccoon skins
- novelty balloons
- blowup dolls, erotic or otherwise
- grails, chalices and goblets
- "the copper ton you dipshits stole three years ago"
- vape pens
It's Nsburg Dredge Days before the snow melts from the Oracle Mountains flood the Shaughnessy River. Kenneth and Rocko Dalton-Spinelli are still looking for two of the spinners from The Libertine Submarine Limousine and are offering a reward
Sadie has returned from Finland, where she and Lenny found that Lapland is not another country, Sweden is, thought they saw the aurora borealis but it was a kitchen fire (Ed: Steamed Hams reference), bought their daughter a Black Crucifixion shirt and saw "Bumming Ditoris" live (Ed: Crapshots Ep.440 - The Metal reference).
The weather in Nsburg is sunny, except Sunday which is Jesus.
Side Ball is off this week, so Montgomery had had to find another support to report on and discovered the Gymtastics, Nsburgs Rhythmic Gymnastics team. He invites the team captain, James Tumbletrubb on the show for an interview.
Richter is waiting for Dredge Week to finish so he can get to heli-skiing again. That is, towing skiers behind the Qwopter against the flow of the Shaughnessy flash flood.
Live on Location
Derek is at Raster Heights Academy, where the ritual to find the next Nsburg blacksmith is taking place. The segment is partially taken over by Beatrice Landstraad, who tells the listeners to stop sexually objectifing Derek.
The Lesser Miami warning horn is in Nsburg for the third annual interjurisdictional honk off.
The Nsburg Scandinavian Society is opening their ceremonial time hakarl from 12 years ago.
The Shaughnessy river flows from the Oracle Mountains.
Sadie and Lenny Caspersen's have a daughter, Samantha. She is a student at the University of Julesburg and Finnish black metal fan.
A-Train has bought a Stinger missile on eBay. It's for the Rocketry club, but he has thought about using it on Richter.
Michael O'Leary is a fan of Armagnac.
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