Mattrick Goes to the Dogs

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Not content with ruining one company, Mattrick sets his sights Zyngward.

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Date: July 8, 2013

Written and Performed by: Graham Stark, Kathleen De Vere, Paul Saunders

Story Graphics: Paul Saunders

CheckPoint Graphics: Graham Stark

Boom!: Kate Stark

Editing: Kathleen De Vere

Music: Bradley Rains

Produced by: Graham Stark, Paul Saunders


Following the PR equivalent of salting the earth, Don Mattrick moves to Zynga.


  • What we want: an HD remake of Final Fantasy 7. What we're getting: a Cloud costume for Lightning Returns, plus the FF7 victory music.
  • Microsoft is using its player reputation system to make sure all the terrible people only play with other terrible people.
  • After eleven years, Dwarf Fortress is still not complete.
  • Relative prices of consoles change a lot when you adjust for inflation, but the Xbox One is still more expensive than the 360.
  • Don Mattrick has moved from Microsoft to Zynga. Checkpoint finds this extremely apropos.

Coming Up

State of Decay is probably headed to Australia. They've replaced the game's stimulants with supplements, and as we all know, vitamins are good for you.

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