Mars Needs Writers

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Stories on Doom, the Apple Store, Destiny, and Bethesda.

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Date: February 23, 2015

Written and Performed by: Graham Stark, Kathleen De Vere, Paul Saunders

Story Graphics: Paul Saunders

CheckPoint Graphics: Graham Stark

Music: Bradley Rains

Produced by: Graham Stark, Paul Saunders


Narrowly avoiding the monkeys-on-typewriters route, Bungie opts to hire a writer.


  • You can now apply Instagram filters to Doom with a new mod.
  • Apple has unveiled the Pay Once and Play category on the App Store.
  • Bungie has hired a loremaster for Destiny.
  • Apple has banned guns from App Store game screenshots.
  • Bethesda's legal department needs a hobby, to distract their itchy trigger fingers.

Coming Up

In a story surprising ones of people, the gaming industry, the gaming public, and even his own developers are finally tired of Peter Molyneux's comical overpromising.

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