Klingon Hard Rock Heartache
If you get caught doing something illegal, just claim you're the drummer from Whitesnake.
Date: January 8, 2014
Category: Feed Dump
Host: Kathleen De Vere
Editing: Kathleen De Vere
- A North Carolina town-councilman has left the Mayor scratching his head after wrote his resignation letter in Klingon.
- A Gloucester, Mass. man caused quite a stir when, upon being evicted from the doorway of an apartment building he was sleeping in, he claimed to be the drummer of Whitesnake. A brief and simple police investigation revealed that he was not the drummer from Whitesnake.
- A man on a train running from Aberdeen to Glasgow scared pretty much everybody on board when he tried to kiss a lot of female passengers, and when they all refused, he started having sex with the drinks trolley.
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