Hatistics are a fan joke related to Feed Dump and are the amusing creation of forum members Duckay and Vigafre (who coined the concept and the term 'haturation' respectively). The joke was picked up by forum member JackSlack, who now creates graphs based on the joke. They measure the number of shots a Feed Dump episode has hats and other headwear.
The values for each category is given as a percentage of the number of shots each episode has with that type of headwear. It should be noted that the values won't add up to 100%, because occasionally there are shots with both hats and eyewear.
Hats cover any general type of hat, but does not include wigs. If hats comprise more than 50% of shots, it is considered a 'haturation'. This has so far only occurred once, in The Prostitute Permit and Other Tales.
Face (formerly Wigs)
Wigs was a term used to cover headgear that is used to portray hair. Due to the addition of a gorilla mask, this category was altered to consist of all non-Hat and non-Eyewear items.
This category only included glasses that crew members wear to correct eyesight. Monocles used a prop count under Non-Prescription Eyewear.
Also known as "Other Eyewear", this category includes any eyewear that crew members have not been prescribed. This includes sunglasses and monocles.
This category includes shots with none of the above being worn.
This is the current hatistic graph as of Toe Suckin' and Cat Screamin'.
Archive of Hatistics
This is the list of past Hatistic values.
|Number||Episode Name||Hats||Wigs||Hatless||Prescription Eyewear||Other Eyewear|
|01||Tigers and Sheep||5.77%||3.85%||46.15%||36.54%||13.46%|
|02||Mullet Bandit and the Blondes||13.73%||5.88%||68.63%||15.69%||9.80%|
|03||Smoking Carrots in New Zealand||44.59%||0.00%||32.43%||56.76%||5.41%|
|04||Black Metal and Nudity||6.52%||0.00%||34.78%||58.7%||4.35%|
|06||Criminals & Lawyers||19.15%||0.00%||40.43%||72.34%||8.51%|
|07||Lemon Flavored Goodness||10.64%||0.00%||27.66%||91.49%||4.26%|
|08||Magnet Boy & Fat Baby||30.19%||0.00%||30.19%||41.51%||1.89%|
|09||Drugged Food in the 90s||15.25%||6.78%||35.59%||54.24%||8.47%|
|10||Korea & Russia & Chechnya, Oh My!||10.42%||0.00%||50.00%||39.58%||0.00%|
|11||Sinkhole Pronounced Dead||13.04%||0.00%||26.09%||71.74%||0.00%|
|12||Some of THESE Truck-Nuts||6.06%||1.52%||53.03%||34.85%||13.64%|
|13||Bears and Wine||10.53%||0.00%||56.14%||40.35%||3.51%|
|14||Kebabs, Capybaras and Cows||10.45%||8.96%||49.25%||37.31%||2.99%|
|15||The Prostitute Permit and Other Tales||50.00%||6.25%||28.13%||67.19%||0.00%|
|17||Mexican Sex, Dolphins & Nudists||13.46%||3.85%||84.62%||0.00%||0.00%|
|18||Toe Suckin' and Cat Screamin'||97.67%||0.00%||0.00%||30.23%||20.93%|