Hatistics

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Hatistics are a fan joke related to Feed Dump and are the amusing creation of forum members Duckay and Vigafre (who coined the concept and the term 'haturation' respectively). The joke was picked up by forum member JackSlack, who now creates graphs based on the joke. They measure the number of shots a Feed Dump episode has hats and other headwear.

Categories

The values for each category is given as a percentage of the number of shots each episode has with that type of headwear. It should be noted that the values won't add up to 100%, because occasionally there are shots with both hats and eyewear.

Hats

Hats cover any general type of hat, but does not include wigs. If hats comprise more than 50% of shots, it is considered a 'haturation'. This has so far only occurred once, in The Prostitute Permit and Other Tales.

Face (formerly Wigs)

Wigs was a term used to cover headgear that is used to portray hair. Due to the addition of a gorilla mask, this category was altered to consist of all non-Hat and non-Eyewear items.

Prescription Eyewear

This category only included glasses that crew members wear to correct eyesight. Monocles used a prop count under Non-Prescription Eyewear.

Non-Prescription Eyewear

Also known as "Other Eyewear", this category includes any eyewear that crew members have not been prescribed. This includes sunglasses and monocles.

Hatless

This category includes shots with none of the above being worn.

Current Hatistics

Hatistics.jpg

This is the current hatistic graph as of Toe Suckin' and Cat Screamin'.

Archive of Hatistics

This is the list of past Hatistic values.

Number Episode Name Hats Wigs Hatless Prescription Eyewear Other Eyewear
01 Tigers and Sheep 5.77% 3.85% 46.15% 36.54% 13.46%
02 Mullet Bandit and the Blondes 13.73% 5.88% 68.63% 15.69% 9.80%
03 Smoking Carrots in New Zealand 44.59% 0.00% 32.43% 56.76% 5.41%
04 Black Metal and Nudity 6.52% 0.00% 34.78% 58.7% 4.35%
05 Penalty Calls 34.04% 0.00% 40.43% 55.32% 4.26%
06 Criminals & Lawyers 19.15% 0.00% 40.43% 72.34% 8.51%
07 Lemon Flavored Goodness 10.64% 0.00% 27.66% 91.49% 4.26%
08 Magnet Boy & Fat Baby 30.19% 0.00% 30.19% 41.51% 1.89%
09 Drugged Food in the 90s 15.25% 6.78% 35.59% 54.24% 8.47%
10 Korea & Russia & Chechnya, Oh My! 10.42% 0.00% 50.00% 39.58% 0.00%
11 Sinkhole Pronounced Dead 13.04% 0.00% 26.09% 71.74% 0.00%
12 Some of THESE Truck-Nuts 6.06% 1.52% 53.03% 34.85% 13.64%
13 Bears and Wine 10.53% 0.00% 56.14% 40.35% 3.51%
14 Kebabs, Capybaras and Cows 10.45% 8.96% 49.25% 37.31% 2.99%
15 The Prostitute Permit and Other Tales 50.00% 6.25% 28.13% 67.19% 0.00%
16 Two-Foot Earspan 21.43% 0.00% 40.48% 54.76% 0.00%
17 Mexican Sex, Dolphins & Nudists 13.46% 3.85% 84.62% 0.00% 0.00%
18 Toe Suckin' and Cat Screamin' 97.67% 0.00% 0.00% 30.23% 20.93%