Bethesda Not Woke
Stories on the NES Classic, Nier: Automata, Quake Champions, Layton's Mystery Journey, and Nintendo Switch sales.
Date: April 17, 2017
Story Graphics: Paul Saunders
CheckPoint Graphics: Graham Stark
Music: Bradley Rains
Bethesda has introduced a new Quake Champions character, and rejoice, fellow children, it's hella lit.
- Nintendo has discontinued the NES Classic.
- NierR: Automata is getting DLC that includes a boss fight against Square Enix and Platinum executives.
- The new Quake Champions character is a tasteless attempt to capitalize on the Black Lives Matter movement.
- The next Professor Layton game will be a mobile release featuring the Professor's daughter.
- The Switch is the fastest-selling Nintendo console ever, but somehow more copies of the Switch version of Breath of the Wild have been sold than Switches.
In the single-player campaign for Battlefield 2 you play as an Imperial TIE Fighter pilot. EA said that they want to give the Empire a heroic figure, the same way as the Rebellion has heroes. Which seems like a great idea, since some people are really keen on being Nazis right now.
- This episode aired on Easter Monday.
- Graham does not hate Balloon Fight, but he still thinks it's a weird include on the NES Classic.
- Kathleen is still playing Persona 5.
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