Andy: Esq. Lyrics

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Lyrics for Andy: Esq.

Oh my name's inconsequential and as strange as that may be,
my name's too differential from the others you may see.
For when t'was time to name me, it was up to dear old Dad.
So he gave me every name, my patralineage ever had.

My name is Robert Kenneth Eric Ted Arthur Herman Phillip Red
Jasper Casper Cedric Fredric Harry Larry Barry Jed
Basil Douglas Michael Ned Edwin Cyril Norman Zed
Torbin Corbin Ronald Donald Perry Larry Gary Ed
Jack John Jake Joe Jim Jeff Morgan Hershel Emmet Lee
Well, that's my name in full, but I sign it BOB.
Call me Bob, stuff me gob, it's me job to be a slob.
My employers found it hard to say.
Can't fit in on a resumé.

It's got the bank all in a tizzy, and my landlord quite annoyed.
My namesake's left me being busy, permanently unemployed.

Because it's Robert Kenneth Eric Ted Arthur Herman Phillip Red
Jasper Casper Cedric Fredric Harry Larry Barry Jed
Basil Douglas Michael Ned Edwin Cyril Norman Zed
Torbin Corbin Ronald Donald Perry Larry Gary Ed
Jack John Jake Joe Jim Jeff Morgan Hershel Emmet Lee
Well, that's my name in full, but I sign it BOB.
Call me Bob, stuff me gob, it's me job to be a slob.
My employers found it hard to say.
Can't fit in on a resumé.

My parents, please do not fret, I wasn't raised by nitwits.
I guess it could be worse yet, at least my name's not Lip... Shitz.

Oh a nickname? No it isn't. Call me Bob, it's more efficient.
Call me Bob... Call me Bob... Call me... Bob.