This Hat
This Hat is a recurring gag in Feed Dump that acts as part of the outro to the end credits. Usually Graham will lead into the credits with some variation of "there may be better sources for news, but they don't have this hat" as he puts on the proverbial hat.
"This hat" is different from episode to episode thanks to LRR's near-bottomless supply of silly hats in the Moonbase. The only episode without This Hat is Van Dump 2: Revengeance.
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The first This Hat, from Tigers and Sheep, was last been seen worn by Alex in Bros Clubbing Bros. It has been previously worn by Morgan in Life is Like a Movie and both Graham and Paul in The LRR Year One Retrospective.
First from Mullet Bandit & The Blondes is this hat, which was crocheted to look like a Metroid...
... then there's this hat, which was originally used by one of the shark LARPers in commodoreHUSTLE 09 - Growl.
This hat from Smoking Carrots in New Zealand caused a dispute with Alex because he wore a fez earlier in the episode.
This panama hat was the hat for Black Metal and Nudity.
The "This Hat" from Penalty Calls was a spangenhelm last seen in Crap Shot 63.
This reflective hardhat, the 'This Hat' used in the episode Criminals & Lawyers, has appeared periodically throughout LRR history...
...and Graham puts on all the hats LRR owns that were worn by members of The Village People (lacking the feathered headdress and the studded leather cap).
This ill-fitting crown was used in the episode Lemon Flavored Goodness.
A pithy explorer's hat. Used in Magnet Boy & Fat Baby
The helmet perfectly suited to protection against MC Hammer strikes. Used in Drugged Food in the 90s
The dentist's least favourite head massage thing. Used in Korea & Russia & Chechnya, Oh My!.
It's like solid plastic capitalism. Used in Sinkhole Pronounced Dead.
A portion of Darth Vader's helmet. Used in Some of THESE Truck-Nuts.
A Princess Margueritte II sailor's hat. Used in Bears and Wine
A really silly witches hat, sent in by Feed Dump fan A. Peters. Used in Kebabs, Capybaras and Cows.
A Homestar hat, with a blowable propeller. Seriously. Used in The Prostitute Permit and Other Tales.
Pichu! Used in Two-Foot Earspan
Wonderful Jamaican hat with bonus dreads. Used in Mexican Sex, Dolphins & Nudists
An xe.com cap. Given to Graham by the CEO of xe.com Steve Dengler. Used in Toe Suckin' and Cat Screamin'
It gives a +5 to ugly. Used in Soldiers of Fortune
Rawr. Used in Ash-Bullets & Wow-Butter.
A beautiful handmade hat. Used in Marathon Train Poop.
The graduation cap of Sexy High School. Used in Live Birth Webcast.
Sleeve hats! Coming soon to Team Fortress 2! Used in Powerless and Nude.
A skull, worn by Paul using his mighty head balancing skills. Used in Dinosaurs
Why does this thing even exist?! Used in Santa Drugs.
An extremely uncomfortable helmet. Used in Bad Cops & Strong Pops
A somewhat incorrectly worn Darth Vader Mask. Used in Errant Teeth and Corpse Eviction.
Fanciest Feed Dump outro ever. Used in Frosty Cardboard Marmite.
BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF NEGA-COW!! Used in Bears: On Cans & In Scotland.
The noisiest headband ever created. Used in Rats & Cats & Dead Moms.
Previously seen in Crapshots Ep. 92 - The Hat. Used in Reindeer Pate.
Open your mind. Used in My Cat Ate My Whopper.
FUN FACT: In the same room on the same day as when and where they took Osama Bin Laden down. Used in Terrorist Salad Bar.
What was once James' is now Graham's. Used in Cats & Mice.
The surprised Creepy Doll. Used in Big Pile of Cash.
The good old army helmet. Used in Death Coaster
Alex's fez. I don't think he took this theft well. That might explain all the blood. Used in Death Coaster, due to the fact that the army helmet was a repeat.
For more of Tally's crafty crafting awesomeness, check out her Etsy store! Used in A Butte Man
A Gyarados hat donated by Squishy Productions Used in A Pig Inside A Cow
A not-silly-at-all hat. Used in Test Tube Beef
I'm fairly sure they've banned this hat in 48 states. Texas is being stubborn. Used in Hot Nurses and Pregnant Chimps
It's okay Graham. It was only your head that made it revolve. Used in Nugget Handshakes
A completely joyless jester's hat. Used in Carcinogen Cola
Potentially the world's first soundproof hat. Used in Fruit Fly Rejection.
This is freaking terrifying. Holy shit! Used in No Foot For You
I'm sorry, I don't have a caption for this one. Please feel free to edit and make one up for me. Used in Bacon Coffin.
WAR GAR BAL!! Used in Nightflight to Venus
For the dramatically symptomatic prom queen, we have this hat. Used in Your Very Own Prom
May they rest in peace. Used in Van Dump
When someone challenges to make an ugly hat, it's go big or go home. Used in Tyrannic Saurus
The first ever rocketproof broad brimmed hat. Used in Emo Hair & Other Poop
The world's cutest Robot Unicorn Attack hat. Used in Facebook Girlfriend
This steampunk Pac-Man hat. With thanks to Lady Chaos Design for the hat provision. Used in The Salty Watermelon
A pink bunny hat. Used in Child Protective Services
A hat full of head. Used in Guessing Games
An in-joke covered hat. Used in Spears & Spume
A happy birthday hat. Used in French Fry Attack!
A Plants Vs. Zombies zombie hat for the sassiest of people. Used in Girls Dump
This Coke hat; able to kill 99.99% of germs. Used in Dakota & Madison Work Stuff Out
An ill-fitting turban. Used in Mugshots
A medallion winning hat for England. Used in Snickers & The Sea Hag
Fascinators :: Now with a hundred percent more adjustable jaunt. Used in Libyan Cinnabon
Used in The Resistor
Used in Bald Men Hotspots
Used in Phone Snooping
Used in The Leaning Henge of Rome
Used in Sausage Cozies
Used in Free Speech Tattoos
Used in A Rifle is Forever
Used in Dinner and a Movie
Used in Snug as a Snuggie
Used in Panda: The Other White Meat
Used in Expensive Tastes
Used in Machete Party Crasher
Used in Drug Lobsters
Used in Bigfeets
Tie fighter earflap hat. Used in Arbitrary Arbitrage
Darth Vader earflap hat. Used in Stuffed Snake
Blue Santa hat. Used in Comfortably Uncomfortable
Medieval seige hat with chainmail neck guard with two giant googley eyes. Used in Mustache of Choice
Garbage can lid. Not technically a hat. Used in Workplace Comp
Santa spring hat. Wherein Graham peels back the fabric with this deconstruction of the common Santa Claus hat. Used in Maximum Macca
Purple graduation cap with purple and gold tassel. Used in Surround Sound Coffin
Pope Hat. Used in Bert's Spider Shack
Chicken hat. Serious chicken is serious. Used in Trains, Heads and Lobsters
Green Robitussin toque. Used in Vegans, Balls and Whale Barf
Chunk of snow. Used in Hot Tub Amusement Park
Angry Kyo beanie. Used in Twins, Twins and Tamogatchis
Red fez, Gray and blue Sysco cap, and blue Sysco LA cap. Used in Yell, Strip and Steal
Powerade drag racing cap. Used in Trolls, Snakes and Honey Badgers
Gorilla mask. Used in Gorillas, UFOs and Pie
Brown and tan knit mohawk earflap hat. Used in Condoms, Roaches and Fire
Weird stretchy black cowboy wizard hat with gold trim. Used in Bacon Taco Badges
Crab earflap hat. Used in The Spirit of Creaster
Lion earflap hat. Used in Cher the Menagerie
Giant brown turkey hat. Used in The Good Judge, Duck and Puma
Deerstalker cap. Used in Tigers, Cookies and Snakes
Psychonauts G-Man hat. Used in The Cray Scale
Black airforce pilot's helmet. Used in Feed Dump 100. Many other hats are included in the shot of all the other Feed Dump participants.
For a full breakdown of Feed Dump 100's cohost's hats, see the Feed Dump 100 page.
Bright green argyle oversized top hat. Used in Insects for Dinner
Furry brown fedora. Used in The Missing Toilet Paper
Cooked turkey hat. Used in Threats, Murders and KFC
Reversible green and red cannabis bucket hat. Used in The Marijuana Episode.
A gray flatcap. Used in Boards of Beyonce.
A furry brown fedora that looks very similar to the one used in The Missing Toilet Paper. Used in Putin, Squirrels and a Wal Mart Parking Lot.
A traditional coonskin cap. Used in The Moose Sex Project.
M-O-U-S-E. Used in Take a Body Break with a Beaver.
"F" is for "Feed Dump." Used in The Poop Episode.
A woven cupcake hat. Used in Cam Hates Animals.
Both Graham and Baxter hate water. Used in We Are The Fat.
An old-fashioned picklehaube worn in Spaghetti Warehouse Warehouse.
A plushy anglerfish that is slowly digesting Graham. Worn in Romanian Shampoo Wing Wong.
Ron Dewings here, for Rondewit ugly ass cowboy hats. Worn in Shots, Texts and Skis.
A Failsworth hat that fits Graham perfectly. Worn in Stowaway Pocket Calculator.
A leopard-print trilby. Worn in Holidays, Pants and Problems.
A witches hat. Worn in 16 Skulls and a Burning Building.
Slightly too small. Worn in Slow Loris, Tired Pilot.
Authentic Voyageur-style hat. Worn in Firefighters, Drunk Pigs and UFOs.
MWI Pump hat. Worn in Digging for the Taint.
All he wants is to break pottery. Worn in Cow Farts for Fun and Profit.
Part of Kathleen's "Sexy Feed Dump Host" costume. Worn in Dads, Drugs and Cricket.
Graham's hat. Worn in Coffee and Kittens.
DB7 Prize Mine Helmet. Worn in The High Speed Bigfoot Mishap.
Firefighter helmet. Worn in Butt Stuff Surprise.
Winnie the Pooh hat. Worn in Rough Santa Rides.
Reinforcing that they have this hat. Worn in Drugs, Mayors and Garbage.
This hat is from Strasburg. Worn in Natural Born Reindeer Games.
A dainty antique hat filled with bugs. Worn in Laughter is the Worst Medicine.
Headcrab Zombie Hat. Worn in The Black Santa Xmas Special.
Romanian Princess Crown. Worn in The Year in Dumb News. Previously worn by Graham in Your Very Own Prom.
FBI hat. Worn in Klingon Hard Rock Heartache.
Exploding top hat, from Kate at Whitehorse. Worn in Stark Dynasty.
Mask impractical for wearing while reading the news. Worn in Runners, Sliders, Designers.
Money hat, which is so hip and urban. Worn in Cold Mustard, Fresh Cocaine.
Yeti hat, good for keeping warm in 101 degree water. Worn in Son of Hot Tub Amusement Park.
This hat, which in the field of being a weird monkey lizard thing, has endless job security. Worn in Prinking All Day.
Charmander hat, worn in Man Places Entire Squash into Rectum.
Bag of tennis balls hat, which is the cool new fashion in Tokyo. Worn in Thy Name is Dick Pic.
This hat, which doesn't even begin to fit Graham. Worn in Willfully Annoying.
This hat, which is actually a wig. Worn in Death Metal isn't Cheesy, It Is Cheese!
This hat, which is actually a sled with a little seal on it. Worn in Man Delivers Baby Porcupine
This hardhat from Good News for Stoners is not good for stoners.
Kathleen wears a folding fan that can also be a hat in Sunshine, Dildos, and Strangers.
For the second time, Kathleen takes a hat from Alex, this time his trademark black ballcap. Seen in Tour de Bad Dates.
Paul has put many things on his head before, almost none of them hats. This one is a conch shell. Seen in The Sweet Smell of Theft.
This bowl (?) gives an acoustic soundscape experience. Seen in Drown in Your Lies.
This ushanka brings glory to Arstotzka. Seen in Feed Dump UK Special: Booze, Cats and More Booze.
This woven cap with the LRR logo, made by a fan, is nearly upstaged by Tally's cowboy hat. Seen in NSFW Ladies Extravaganza.
This ghost cap dispenses good advice. Seen in Hot Sauce and Genitals Are Not Friends.
Graham sports a delicious woven cupcake hat in The Mythical Thigh Boob.
Graham wore a Minecraft diamond helmet in There's Free Weed In Vancouver Now.
Kathleen used this owl tea cozy as This Hat for Japan Holds Sex Lube Olympics.
This stout black brimmed hat is apparently a "Greg Norman hat," as demonstrated by the neon shark logo. Seen in Teenagers Too Stupid to Steal Car.
Kathleen wears a bunny-style hat made by co-host Tally in Man Poops on Floor of Bank.
Kathleen wears a light green fedora in Idiot Loses Election to Robot. #notallrobots
Kathleen wears an old-fashioned Norweigian army helmet from the sixties sent in by Ken. The Biggest, Blackest Dump.
Graham wears a yellow dealer-style visor in Dead Body Accidentally Thrown Away.
Graham wears the helmet Kathleen wore two weeks ago, because the person who donated it specifically made sure it fit Graham's head. Worn in Hewlett Packard's Penis App.
Graham wears this very serious clown wig in Nobody Likes Aquaman.
Graham wears a classic 80's hat in The Tale of the Exploding Egg Nog.
Cameron wears a vintage Fanglyfish hat in Jerkin' It To WoodsPorn.
Kathleen wears a magical expanding hat in The Ghost of Sexual Relations Past.
Kathleen wears a horned, fuzzy Viking helmet in Bag Full of Bees.
Kathleen wears a lion hat in Poor Life Choices.
Kathleen wears an antique hat, which someone long long ago thought was a good idea, in The Gimp Man Rides Again.
Kathleen wears a white tiger hat, which is similar to but slightly cuter than the recent lion hat, in Send Us Your Complaints.
Kathleen wears this very warm hat in Poop Skeleton.
Graham wears an impractical toque-thulu in Sewer Dweller Attacks Restaurant.
Graham wears a foam Cheesehead hat in Wrong Lot, Right Andy.
Kathleen wears a squid hat, donated by April and available at the Chicago Field Museum, in Juggalo, Jury and Executioner.
Graham wears a Rainbow Dash fez in Crafting with Skeletons.
Kathleen wears a shark hat over a set of devil horns in Meth to Meet You.
Kathleen wears a straw hat in Help a Dumb.
Kathleen wears a Worchester Polytechnic hat, sent by Maria, in Five Giraffes and a Bear.
Kathleen wears a hat given by Airson from Hernando's Burritos in Rogue Monkey.
Kathleen wears a big warm Homestuck hat in News Turd, 80s Reference.
Kathleen wears a bearded knit hat in Free Porn, Expensive Fries.
Kathleen wears a seasonally appropriate Santa hat in The Rampage Episode.
Kathleen wears a gray top hat in I've Seen That Anime!.
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Kathleen wears a princess crown. Worn in The Tombstone That Spite Built.
Kathleen wears a colorful bucket hat. Worn in Category Five Dooker.
Graham wears a Deal With It hat, complete with sunglasses. Worn in Thanks, Denmark!.
Kathleen wears a Feed Dump toque. Worn in A Dildo Full of Ashes.
Kathleen wears a pokemon hat. Worn in Reasonable Grounds for Complaints.
