The Panalysts Ep 1 - Hovercraft Inheritance

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This week on the Panalysts, our experts solve two very pressing questions. Is a hovercraft you can't drive better than a crap car you can drive? Also what is the best Christmas gift, in aggregate?

Vital Statistics

Date: April 26, 2018

Category: The Panalysts

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Ben Ulmer, Graham Stark, Brendan "Beej" Dery, Cameron Lauder

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

You are receiving an inheritance from dearly departed Aunt Uefomia. Your inheritance comes in one of 2 flavors. You can have either: an extremely bitching hovercraft, which is illegal to drive here and import, or a 1994 Dodge Neon, that is described as being in "fair" condition
- Ben and Graham: Hovercraft
  - 1 point for dreaming big, revised to no points for being whiny about the reason for the other team's 2 points
- Beej and Cameron: Dodge Neon
  - 2 points for incredible geographic knowledge

Santa has had a mild coronary infarction and needs to take some time off. You have been hired after an exhaustive, but perhaps not thorough, search to replace Santa this year. You have decided to streamline operations a little bit and every good boy and girl will get the exact same present this year. What is the best present for every child in the world?
- Ben and Graham: Lego
  - 3 point for their desire to make more ghosts in the world, using Lego as the murder weapon
- Beej and Cameron: Santacoin (a new crypto-currency)
  - 2 point for their stunningly clever business plan

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