The Panalysts Ep 11 - Forbidden Fruits

Look, Nobel Prizes just aren't that easy to get.

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Date: July 12, 2018

Category: The Panalysts

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Graham Stark, Serge Yager, Jacob Burgess, Alex Steacy

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

You have been selected on the short list for a Nobel Prize. Why should your new, genetically engineered fruit be selected?
- Graham and Serge: Flumpt, the edible packing material
  - 1 Flumpt point
- Jacob and Alex: Loco Nut
  - 3 points for the fires of friendship forged in the Loco growing pits

You are at a music festival in the California desert. While there, you meet up with a group of extremely stoned, financially privileged crystal enthusiasts, who mistake you for a minor deity. This cargo cult will persist for 3 days or until the peyote runs out. How do you use your new-found powers?
- Graham and Serge: Minorly selfish
  - 400 points, 1 for every jelly baby and/or gummy candy you are probably able to ingest over a 3 day period without feeling sick
- Jacob and Alex: Full Caligula
  - 5000 points, 1 for every life you'll ruin on your ill-advised god plan