The Panalysts Ep22 - Going Ham

This week our Panalysts turn a curse into a gift, and a gift into a curse. Also Kathleen has trouble doing basic math.

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Date: September 27, 2018

Category: The Panalysts

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Brendan "Beej" Dery, Serge Yager, Ben Ulmer, Jacob Burgess

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

You've been cursed by a witch that isn't Kathleen. She died as she lived, falling into a vat of glue, so both of your curse options will put you in a sticky situation. You can choose: The Foot Curse, where for the rest of your life you'll feel like there's a piece of gum stuck to your left foot; or your right hand will always feel slightly tacky.
- Beej and Serge: Tacky right hand.
  - 10 points for being such cinnamon rolls.
- Ben and Jacob: Left foot gum.
  - 15 points for finding a way to turn their curse into a further curse of more people.

Brilliant scientists have discovered a cure for the common cold. The drug is fast, effective and safe, however there is one tiny side-effect: when humans metabolise the drug, they smell strongly of ham for at least a week after taking the drug. So teams Marketing Executives, I'm going to need you to come up with a slogan for Ham-inex.
- Beej and Serge: Go Ham on your cold with Ham-inex
  - 65 points for really going ham on that question
- Ben and Jacob: Cut out the common cold with the cold cutting Ham-inex
  - 49 points