Qwerpline Ep21 - The Winter Classic
Featuring news, traffic, arts, and a live report from the Sideball Winter Classic!
Vital Statisics
Date: February 11, 2017
Category: Qwerpline
Appearing: Graham Stark, Alex Steacy, Kathleen De Vere, Brendan "Beej" Dery, Ian Horner
Edited by: Graham Stark
Graphics: Graham Stark
Illustrations: Featherweight
Runtime: 12:40
Slogan: "Roses are red, violets are blue, Nsburg is sweet, and it's better than Heathston"
- Get bent Heaths - an official statement from Aldersm'n Alex
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News
It's Therpston Country allergy week, so the dust allergen sufferers expo is being held at the civic centre, which is also the Raymond's Talk Palace as a result of the property lottery. The Ladies auxiliary it having a bake sale in support of nut allergy sufferers, and everything is full of nuts.
Live in the studio
Scout leader Dan from the Berg Scouts to talk about some new initiatives. They are now accepting application from youths who don't enjoy the outdoors. There are now merit badges for indoor activities such as:
- Carpentry
- Plumbing
- Carpetry
- Painting Scout leader Dan's hallway (only available every 4 years, or if Dan moves, or if his wife wants to redecorate)
Some of the more traditional badges are available:
- Snaking Dan's drain
- Grouting Dan's bathroom
- Repanelling Dan's basement
Live on location/Sports
It is supposed to be Montgomery Cone reporting on the winter sideball classic, but Derek answers the phone. Montgomery has been conscripted into the game, so Derek does the report instead. Nsburg's score is so high that scoreboard is in danger of rolling over.
Traffic
Richter is over the sideball game as well. While Graham tries to have him stay around to report on the traffic leaving the game, Richter is leaving at the end of the 4th of 5.
Arts
The Nsburg Experimental Arts Collective have unveiled their new mobile gallery. It is in a former Taco truck. Unas Van Grom is showing a sculpture collection made out of organic cabbages, Byron Alverez has a new exhibit called "85 pictures of my cat", and finally Stonk Jerko's newest piece, called "16 piece of professional kitchen equipment that I welded together to for a giant taco" takes up the rest of the space and is actually made of 17 pieces. The gallery has been transformed into a fully function tacoria for the duration of the show.
Trivia
- Graham was in the Berg Scouts over 20 years ago.
