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A double-length dose of phail, brought to you by the power of over-the-counter medication.

==Vital Statistics==
[[Image:Phailhaus09.png|300px|thumb|Kathleen soldiers through a bad cold to give us some phun phacts.]]
{{ReleaseDate|May 23, 2008}}

{{EpisodeCategory|Phailhaus}}

{{AppearanceBy|Graham Stark|Kathleen De Vere}}

{{EditedBy|Graham Stark}}

'''Word of the Day:''' ''tirade''

==Synopsis==
* Arkansas police find the culprit of a robbery using DNA found on a half-eaten Snickers bar.
* A man from Saanich got mauled by a bear who he claims tried to eat his brain.
* Ask Kathleen:
** The bears ask: Growl.
* At a rural high school in Montanna, the entire class of one student celebrates graduation day.
* Australia has angry, horny deer, and a man ignorant of signs at a zoo got gored by one.
* A Pennsylvania woman may be arrested for having her son solicit people for money under false pretenses.
* The Dutch (again) have issued licenses for prostitutes.
* Ask Kathleen:
** Would Kathleen squash a baby duck barefoot for a million dollars?
** Admiral Barricade asks why there are so few nihilists.
** What superpower would Kathleen choose to have, and what would she use it for?
** Sir Monkey asks why people comment "First!" on videos.

==Trivia==
* Kathleen's fear of bears crops up in several other videos, including [[OMG! Bears!]], [[commodoreHUSTLE 009 - Growl]], and [[A Little TOO Human]].

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