Not Funny

You really don't have to watch this one if you don't want.

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Not Funny

Date: February 27, 2007

Category: The Whatever Thing

Appearing: Morgan vanHumbeck, Graham Stark

Whatever clip: Unknown

Haiku: Randal's Computer Program

Synopsis

Morgan went out to a club were consumed a large amount of alcohol. After coming home he was told by a dangerously sober Graham to do the Whatever Thing. This lost Whatever Thing should have aired the previous week but Morgan physically lost it. In it Morgan slurs and curses his way through unusual news.

Haiku

The dollar fiddles

The age venerates motion

Bloodlust hornswaggles

Trivia

• This likely the most profane video LRR has done. The outtakes for Edited for TV give it a run for its money though.
• The two models referenced are Luisel and Eliana Ramos. In constrast with Drunk Morgan, Wikipedia reports that the elder Luisel adopted the Diet Coke and lettuce diet, not her sister.