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The moral of this week's episode is don't cut off Christmas despite your nose.

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'We're just spreading the love of Jesus.' 'What, by force?'

Date: December 10, 2014

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Ian Horner, Alex Steacy

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

  • A Utah mom has finally fulfilled her life's goal to become one of the cheesy cartoon villains from a 1980's Christmas special by cancelling Christmas because she says her three kids are ungrateful little shits.
  • TGI Fridays wanted to make it a little more festive and romantic in their restaurants for the holiday season so they got a drone and put mistletoe on the bottom and then flew it around at people. Which seems like a terrible idea because that is not safe at all especially in a restaurant in very closed conditions when you're trying to get it next to two people's faces. And that's exactly what happened, because it cut off a tip of a lady's nose.
  • One document released from the Sony hack lists the secret names that celebrities check into hotels under, including Jessica Alba as Cash Money.

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