Naked Mayonnaise Assailant

The printable version is no longer supported and may have rendering errors. Please update your browser bookmarks and please use the default browser print function instead.

Serge and Paul discover that people from Belarus have weird fetishes.

Vital Statistics

The vote is unanimous, except for those Belarus guys but they're spoilsports anyway,

Date: February 18, 2015

Host: Kathleen De Vere (Whatever virus Beej tried to give me)

Cohosts: Serge Yager (Measles), Paul Saunders (The Albatross Flu)

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

News Word of the Week: Colds!
A Chicago Catholic priest has pled guilty to charges that he tried to help an incarcerated hit-man smuggle a legendary Stradivarius violin out of the hit-man's house, where he had hidden it in a wall.
A Belarusian delegate at the UN's Disarmament forum has warned his fellow diplomats that if the forum's meetings are open to the public there could be an unusual type of distraction. Namely, top-less women, screaming and throwing jars of mayonnaise.
A California public utilities worker who was caught peeing in a drinking water reservoir, will be sent home without pay for a few days as punishment.

I