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Sleeps with so many women he must be gay
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|Name=Morgan vanHumbeck
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|Picture=Morgan.jpg
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|PicDesc=Morgan's About Page Picture
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|DOB= August 26
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|Duties=Actor
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|First=Ways to Eat Fries
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|RecurringCharacters=[[Small Time|Small Time Thief]], [[Jangles and Jones (characters)|Bojangles]], [[Andrew Shepard]], [[64K|Ice Tray, KillahByte]], [[Action 9 News|Chip Musgrave]]
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|Family=Josh (half-brother).
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|Twitter=[https://twitter.com/MuchachoMorgan @MuchachoMorgan]
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'''Morgan vanHumbeck''' is a former LRR crewmember and current contributor. He vows never to get married and has stated that his right arm is noticeably larger than his left due to...private hobbies.  During [[LoadingReadyLIVE!]] he forgot to wear his boxers and so contributed both full nudity and helicoptering behind the stage. He has one half-brother according to the [[January 17 2007 LRRcast|January 17th 2007 LRRcast]] and is usually addicted to DotA to some degree or another.
  
-Vows never to get married
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Morgan sleeps with so many women he must be gay. He is on record, on the August 15, 2007 LRRcast, that if Ryan Reynolds was gay, he would "turn myself gay right now" and seek him out. Furthermore, in the LRRCast for September 26, 2007, Morgan said "I love teh cocks".
  
http://www.loadingreadyrun.com/images/crew/morgan_cap.jpg
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He was the unwitting 'victim' of a humorous internet Photoshop campaign dedicated to depicting him in various movie posters/iconic images and Chuck Norris-esque 'facts'. These may be found [http://www.loadingreadyrun.com/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=1159 ''here''], on the LRR Forums.
[[Category:Crew]]
 
  
A Huge fanbase, Morgan VanHumbeck is quite possible the cutest of the group.
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Morgan was previously responsible for [[The Whatever Thing]]. He wrote, appeared in, filmed and edited these short videos. However Morgan is lazy so [[Graham Stark|Graham]] gave up trying to get him to do The Whatever Thing.
An internet phenomena swept the country as Morgan was subject to many photoshoppings by love stuck fans. (See Below)
 
  
Morgans favorite food is Curry pies
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For much of the 6th season, Morgan was traveling through the USA in order to see more of the world. During this time he acquired an eyebrow piercing, misplaced porn at someone's house, and slept on the couches of many LRR fans.
  
Morgan loves to run around corners with his eyes closed
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Morgan was a driver for the first six [[Desert Bus for Hope]] events, returning from a European sojourn only a few days before [[Desert Bus for Hope 5]] began. He was one of only two drivers who didn't crash during [[Desert Bus for Hope 4]] (the other being [[Jeremy Petter|Jer]]).
  
Morgan has more than one brain. Due to his staunch opposition to medical science, nobody has discovered it yet. The same has been said for his genitals.
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Morgan appreciates a fine red wine
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==External links==
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[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3314321/ Morgan vanHumbeck at IMDB.com]
  
Morgan can fly, but he chooses not to.
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Morgan backwards is "MAD KENT"
 
 
 
Morgan doesnt use fabric softener. instead, he uses fabric hardener.
 
 
 
Morgan does not know his times tables past 8x1
 
 
 
Morgan invented the mouse, then bill gates stole the idea. In retaliation, morgan created the headshot and cream pie.
 
 
 
Morgan does not know what side of the road to drive on. Instead, he drives a monster truck.
 
 
 
Morgan will do anything for money, except fall in love.
 
 
 
Morgan is opposed to sword fighting
 
 
 
Morgan has an exoskeleton made of cool
 
 
 
Morgan sprained his ankle while trying to open a pack of doughnuts. Morgan later found out the doughnuts were not in a packet. He still wonders what happened that day.
 
 
 
Morgan woke up next to a guy in bed, instead of freaking out, he was cool with it.
 
 
 
Morgan does not cut his toenails. Instead, he lets his mum bite them off.
 
 
 
Morgan does not know where he lost his canadian dollar.
 
 
 
Morgans favroute herb is chives.
 
 
 
Morgan contracted a STD, but he used the power of believing to rid of it
 
 
 
Morgan does not know when to say no to a girl. Instead of saying no, he devours them.
 
 
 
Morgan dodges the tax office
 
 
 
Morgan could quite possibly be hung like a moose.
 
 
 
Morgan killed his sister for eating his broccoli
 
 
 
Morgan drives a Hyundai, but he makes it look cool
 
 
 
Morgan thinks his way through a maze
 
 
 
Morgan has a sharp barb at the end of his back, which he used to kill Steve Irwin. A stingray took the fall for killing, because he was a big fan.
 
 
 
Morgan ponders daily why his grade 1 socks do not fit anymore.
 
 
 
Morgan beat a computer in a thinking competition
 
 
 
Morgan cant jump higher than a meter
 
 
 
Morgan has USB ports and is VISTA compatible
 
 
 
Morgan keeps flies away
 
 
 
Morgan's sweat is Calvin Kleins Obsession
 
 
 
Morgan was the model for Family guys "Peter Griffin"
 
 
 
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2379/macgyve23rdvd3re.jpg
 
 
 
http://img499.imageshack.us/img499/9919/beingjohnmalkovich0016gd.jpg
 
 
 
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/1852/10000ck8.jpg
 
 
 
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4460/happymorganvl3.jpg
 
 
 
http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/7807/hedgenf4.jpg
 
 
 
http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/1750/kungpowqk8.jpg
 
 
 
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http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/2104/mcpm7.jpg
 
 
 
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8403/morganfraiserlq5.jpg
 
 
 
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/7154/morganriderez8.jpg
 
 
 
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/8049/morganvampiredn3.jpg
 
 
 
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8290/statueofmorganpa7.jpg
 
 
 
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/4710/supermorganbrosgb5.jpg
 
 
 
http://img491.imageshack.us/img491/3162/morganrum2ah.jpg
 
 
 
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http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/Simmemann/morganfield.jpg
 
 
 
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/darkrealm666/morgan-1.jpg
 
 
 
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/darkrealm666/morgan-1.jpg
 
 
 
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http://img499.imageshack.us/img499/9919/beingjohnmalkovich0016gd.jpg
 
 
 
http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/9084/morgancap224ro.jpg
 
 
 
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/9107/celinedionfallingintoyoufront8.jpg
 
 
 
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2379/macgyve23rdvd3re.jpg
 
 
 
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/darkrealm666/morgan.jpg
 
 
 
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/darkrealm666/morganatrix.jpg
 
 
 
http://tinypic.com/kbvhcn.jpg
 
 
 
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Latest revision as of 14:01, 27 November 2023

Morgan vanHumbeck
Morgan vanHumbeck
Morgan's About Page Picture
Date of Birth: August 26
Family: Josh (half-brother).
LRR
Duties: Actor
First Appearance: Ways to Eat Fries (21 November 2003)
Last Appearance: The LoadingReadyRumble 2 (30 December 2014)
Recurring Characters: Small Time Thief, Bojangles, Andrew Shepard, Ice Tray, KillahByte, Chip Musgrave
Desert Bus
First Appearance: Desert Bus for Hope 1 (22 November 2007)
Last Appearance: Desert Bus Opening Titles (23 November 2014)
Online
Twitter: @MuchachoMorgan

Morgan vanHumbeck is a former LRR crewmember and current contributor. He vows never to get married and has stated that his right arm is noticeably larger than his left due to...private hobbies. During LoadingReadyLIVE! he forgot to wear his boxers and so contributed both full nudity and helicoptering behind the stage. He has one half-brother according to the January 17th 2007 LRRcast and is usually addicted to DotA to some degree or another.

Morgan sleeps with so many women he must be gay. He is on record, on the August 15, 2007 LRRcast, that if Ryan Reynolds was gay, he would "turn myself gay right now" and seek him out. Furthermore, in the LRRCast for September 26, 2007, Morgan said "I love teh cocks".

He was the unwitting 'victim' of a humorous internet Photoshop campaign dedicated to depicting him in various movie posters/iconic images and Chuck Norris-esque 'facts'. These may be found here, on the LRR Forums.

Morgan was previously responsible for The Whatever Thing. He wrote, appeared in, filmed and edited these short videos. However Morgan is lazy so Graham gave up trying to get him to do The Whatever Thing.

For much of the 6th season, Morgan was traveling through the USA in order to see more of the world. During this time he acquired an eyebrow piercing, misplaced porn at someone's house, and slept on the couches of many LRR fans.

Morgan was a driver for the first six Desert Bus for Hope events, returning from a European sojourn only a few days before Desert Bus for Hope 5 began. He was one of only two drivers who didn't crash during Desert Bus for Hope 4 (the other being Jer).

DB Crew

Has been a Desert Bus Crew member on the following runs:

External links

Morgan vanHumbeck at IMDB.com

Crew     Morgan vanHumbeck Filmography
Crew Kathleen De Vere · Brendan "Beej" Dery · Heather Dery · Coriander Dickinson · Matt Griffiths · Ian Horner · Cameron Lauder · Nelson Salahub · Paul Saunders · Adam Savidan · Graham Stark · Alex Steacy · James Turner · Ben Ulmer · Benjamin Wheeler · Serge Yager
Contributors Jacob Burgess · Andrew Cownden · Dale Friesen · Devin Harrigan (Featherweight) · Matt Wiggins
Past Crew Jeremy Petter · Tim Sevenhuysen · Morgan vanHumbeck · Bill Watt