Just Say No to Mojo

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Date: October 14, 2013

Written and Performed by: Graham Stark, Kathleen De Vere, Paul Saunders

Story Graphics: Paul Saunders

CheckPoint Graphics: Graham Stark

Monty Python Sound References: Arthur 'Two Mics' Jackson

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Music: Bradley Rains

Produced by: Graham Stark, Paul Saunders

Today

MadCatz has found its mojo, we are sad to report.

Stories

• Martin Hollis has created an experimental game called Aim For Love. It lets you ship total strangers in a real-life crowd.
• Battlefield 4 is now in open beta, and it comes with an anti-cheating file that might be evil.
• DragonQuests 1-8 are coming to iOS and Android.
• MadCatz is making an Ouya-like console. Why?
• The Xbox version of Madden NFL 25 is getting an app that scouts the competition for you.

Coming Up

Maxis says they have an entire team focused on an offline mode for Sim City. But wasn't being online supposed to be totally integral to the design of the game? No? Good.

Trivia

• Well before becoming a father, Graham is already making dad jokes.
• The LRR Kickstarter has ended.

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