Hot Dump 3: Penis Edition

The Feed Dump gang crowds into a hot tub, and makes like, six solid minutes of dick jokes.

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Date: February 11, 2015

Host: Kathleen De Vere (Cameron Lauder)

Cohosts: Cameron Lauder (Andrew), Andrew Ferguson (Blonde LeeLee), Ian Horner (Kathleen) and LeeLee Scaldaferri (Ian Horner)

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

News Word of the Week: Video!
28 Inmates escaped from a Brazilian jail, after three women went inside dressed liked sexy police bondage strippers, and then seduced and then drugged the wardens with promises of an orgy. 28 people then left through the front door.
After a contentious lawsuit a German court has ruled that men do have the right to pee standing up. A landlord sued a tenant after he claimed his "acidic urine" ruined a marble floor, and was trying to get 3000 euros out of him, but the judge said that's standard wear and tear.
A hill in Wales has become a tourist attraction after somebody cut a giant penis into the grass on its side, and now that there's snowfall, you can see the penis from miles around. Locals estimate the penis is about 100 feet long, and while they don't know who cut it into the grass it is in an area of "outstanding natural beauty", according to the Welsh council.
Wildlife rangers in a Polish forest were horrified to discover that a male snowy owl had been killed and devoured by his female mate, after she discovered his testicles were too small.