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Paying for Japanese French fries is no joke. So jerk responsibly this winter.
Date: December 17, 2014
Category: Feed Dump
Host: Kathleen De Vere
Editing: Kathleen De Vere
- South Dakota wanted its drivers to be safe, so it started a campaign about not jerking the wheel around when you're on an icy road - Don't Jerk and Drive.
- Some parents in Scotland got a little more than they paid for because instead of receiving DVDs of their school's play, they got porn.
- There is a french fry shortage in Asia due to a port dispute in LA. McDonald's Japan has had to ration french fries - until further notice you can only order a small fries.
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