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*A South African performance artist was found guilty of sexual exhibitionism for a performance he did in Paris, in public, in which he wore a corset, high heels, long red gloves, an elaborate feathered headdress, and a rooster attached to his penis by a ribbon.  
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*A Scottish town made headlines this week when they unveiled an $8000 bronze statue of the local stray cat, Hamish.
  
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Revision as of 23:00, 6 August 2014

All UK based news, all questionable life choices.

Vital Statistics

The Arstotzkens, well known for their jazz hands.

Date: May 14, 2014

Appearing: Kathleen De Vere, Cameron Lauder and Paul Saunders

Editing: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

  • A Scottish town made headlines this week when they unveiled an $8000 bronze statue of the local stray cat, Hamish.
  • A terrible crime wave has hit West Yorkshire, with thieves stealing what from Range Rovers and other luxury SUVs? Guessing!
    • The LED headlights to use in grow ops.
  • This just in - people look better when you're drunk.

Hatistics

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