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+ | | || 257 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Crapshots Ep.257 - The Firewall|The Firewall]] || Graham and Beej || July 2, 2015 | ||
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+ | | || 256 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Crapshots Ep.256 - The Talk 3|The Talk 3]] || Ian || June 30, 2015 | ||
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Revision as of 12:33, 13 February 2016
Format: Microshorts |
Created By: Alex Steacy, Graham Stark |
Status: Active |
Updates: M/W/F (Season One), Tues/Thurs(Season Two) |
Host: Youtube.com |
Original Run: April 19, 2010 - March 5, 2011, January 2, 2014--present |
Associated Shows: Ask An Alex Live (spin-off) |
Crapshots are very quick video shorts, almost always less than a minute in length. They are the brainchild of Alex Steacy and Graham Stark, though other LRR figures join in on occasion. The humor tends to be more abstract and random, like Alex himself. They first premiered during Ask An Alex Live, when they were originally called "Pot Shots." The name change was to avoid association with drugs.
Despite being broken into two words in the intro, the proper spelling of this series title is "Crapshots," one word without intercaps.
Since the Season 11 Kickstarter reached it's $180,000 stretch goal, Crapshots were posted twice weekly for 2014, making another 104 episode season. As of July 2015, a third season of Crapshots is underway as well.
The first season of Crapshots can be found on its YouTube channel here and crossposted to the primary LoadingReadyRun Youtube channel. The second season has been posted to the LoadingReadyRun Youtube channel here.
Episodes
Season Three
# in season | # in series | Title | Appearing | Date | |
260 | The Miner | Paul and Ian | July 15, 2015 | ||
Some days you just gotta keep digging. | |||||
259 | The Splines | Kate | July 9, 2015 | ||
There are no mistakes, only bad QA to blame on the testers. | |||||
258 | The Unboxing | Paul | July 7, 2015 | ||
I hear the jet black is amazing too. | |||||
257 | The Firewall | Graham and Beej | July 2, 2015 | ||
Krog take net access seriously. | |||||
256 | The Talk 3 | Ian | June 30, 2015 | ||
Sweet talks worth sharing. | |||||
255 | The Mail | Cameron | June 25, 2015 | ||
Good things come to those who wait. | |||||
254 | The Sweet Treat | Alex | June 23, 2015 | ||
Diabetes is a real threat here. | |||||
253 | The Painting | Graham and Beej | June 18, 2015 | ||
Krog enjoy the better fidelity this bring. | |||||
252 | The Troll | Graham and Beej | June 16, 2015 | ||
Sometimes bad things not only on net. | |||||
251 | The Security | Graham and Beej | June 11, 2015 | ||
Personal security very high importance. | |||||
250 | The Shave | Paul and Beej | June 9, 2015 | ||
Sometimes you gotta have fun with it. | |||||
249 | The Decklists | Alex and Cameron | June 5, 2015 | ||
This is why it's so hard to keep up-to-date. | |||||
248 | The Vine | Graham and Beej | June 2, 2015 | ||
There's awards for this now. | |||||
247 | The Reno | Graham, Cameron and Cori | May 28, 2015 | ||
You're going to love this. | |||||
246 | The Net 2 | Graham and Beej | May 26, 2015 | ||
Krog always ahead of curve. | |||||
245 | The Homeopathy | Graham, Kathleen and Paul | May 20, 2015 | ||
It's really about what's best for you. | |||||
244 | The Smuggle | Alex, Paul and Ian | May 15, 2015 | ||
Criminals on the cutting edge of smuggling technology. | |||||
243 | The Bad Matchups 2 | Alex, James, Ian and Cameron | May 12, 2015 | ||
More unpleasant games of Magic: The Gathering. | |||||
242 | The Prisoner | Alex, Graham and Cameron | May 7, 2015 | ||
You will talk, simple as that. | |||||
241 | The Hood | Alex, Beej and Ian | May 5, 2015 | ||
Let's get a better look at you... | |||||
240 | The Bust | Alex, Kathleen, Paul and Cameron | May 1, 2015 | ||
We've planned this perfectly. | |||||
239 | The Ghosts | Kathleen, Ian, Ben Soileau and Molly Lewis | April 28, 2015 | ||
Television always finds the most qualified people for the job. | |||||
238 | The Stealth | Graham, Paul and Cameron | April 24, 2015 | ||
We'll never catch him again. | |||||
237 | The Headhunters | Alex, Graham (voice), Ian and Cameron | April 21, 2015 | ||
You gotta be hungry in line of work. | |||||
236 | The Missionary 2 | Andy and Cameron | April 16, 2015 | ||
I must spread this good word. | |||||
235 | The Prospector | Kathleen, Andy and Ian | April 14, 2015 | ||
Bones can apparently feel a lot of weird things. | |||||
234 | The Wet | Paul and Ian | April 9, 2015 | ||
Heck yeah, bro! I'm all about it! | |||||
233 | The Dice | Graham, Paul and Beej | April 7, 2015 | ||
I think those things are weighted. | |||||
232 | The Fly | Andy | April 3, 2015 | ||
They'll figure out a way to fix this one of these days. | |||||
231 | The Dew | Alex and Graham (voice) | March 31, 2015 | ||
Every new Yarnham hunter should listen up. | |||||
230 | The Film 2 | Alex, Ian and Heather | March 27, 2015 | ||
I thought they had algorithms for this! | |||||
229 | The Psychic | Heather and Cori | March 25, 2015 | ||
I sent away for a book on this, trust me. | |||||
228 | The Spray | Alex and Beej | March 19, 2015 | ||
This deodorant really WILL help you get girls. | |||||
227 | The Shotgun | Alex, Beej, Ian and Cori | March 17, 2015 | ||
Lemme check my shells. | |||||
226 | The Responsibility | Ian and Cori | March 13, 2015 | ||
This power... is the greatest. | |||||
225 | The Rent | James, Paul and Cameron | March 10, 2015 | ||
Dude, just set a reminder or... SOMETHING. | |||||
224 | The Talk 2 | Kathleen | March 5, 2015 | ||
Voices that must be heard. | |||||
223 | The Missionary | Paul and Cameron | March 4, 2015 | ||
The questions you must ask yourself. | |||||
222 | The Toast | Graham, Kathleen (voice) and Ian | February 27, 2015 | ||
The scourge of a complete breakfast rolls on. | |||||
221 | The Call 3 | Alex | February 24, 2015 | ||
Why do I keep giving out this number? | |||||
220 | The Bush | Alex and Graham | February 19, 2015 | ||
See, without being seen. | |||||
219 | The Training | Alex and Graham | February 17, 2015 | ||
Once more, from the beginning. | |||||
218 | The Professor | Cameron, Ken Steacy and The attendees of Tsukino Con 2015 | February 14, 2015 | ||
Write this down. It won't be on the exam, but do it anyway. | |||||
217 | The Fog | Graham and Ashton | February 10, 2015 | ||
You can just barely hear the klezmer music... | |||||
216 | The Piles | Paul and Ian | February 5, 2015 | ||
Saves on dice and notepads. | |||||
215 | The Morph | Alex and Kate | February 3, 2015 | ||
We're gonna need another ruling on this. | |||||
214 | The Hat | Alex and Heather | January 29, 2015 | ||
You can leave your hat on. Please. | |||||
213 | The Rain | Alex, Cameron, Heather and Kate | January 27, 2015 | ||
I feel it in my bones. | |||||
212 | The Culture | Alex and James | January 22, 2015 | ||
We're very respectful of his distinct heritage. | |||||
211 | The Family | Alex and Cameron | January 20, 2015 | ||
Watch your language very carefully. | |||||
210 | The Posession | James, Paul and Ian | January 15, 2015 | ||
Always read the fine print. ALWAYS. | |||||
209 | The Talk | Paul | January 14, 2015 | ||
Stirring. Invigorating. Inspiring. Snappy. |
Season Two
# in season | # in series | Title | Appearing | Date | |
104 | 208 | The Theft | Alex, Graham and James | January 4, 2015 | |
You gotta keep control of your intellectual property. | |||||
103 | 207 | The Orb | Alex and Beej | January 3, 2015 | |
Nobody wants this. Why would I want this? | |||||
102 | 206 | The Link | Alex and Beej | January 2, 2015 | |
We'll give James this... he's clever. | |||||
101 | 205 | The Socket | Paul and Beej | December 29, 2014 | |
Beej makes a lot of "improvements" around the Moonbase. | |||||
100 | 204 | The Resolution | Alex and James | December 28, 2014 | |
This is what happens when everyone has Reliquary Tower. | |||||
99 | 203 | The Faces | Alex, Cameron, Ian and Cori | December 20, 2014 | |
My money's on the weird one. | |||||
98 | 202 | The Arsenal | Alex, Paul, Cameron, Ian and Cori | December 18, 2014 | |
LoadingReadyRun, always ready for anything. | |||||
97 | 201 | The Redial | Alex and Cameron | December 17, 2014 | |
I'm always messing this up, sorry. | |||||
96 | 200 | The Edit | Alex and Graham | December 12, 2014 | |
Not a lot left on the cutting room floor this time. | |||||
95 | 199 | The Phone | Alex | December 10, 2014 | |
I didn't enlist for this. | |||||
94 | 198 | The Victors | Alex, Graham, Paul and Ian | December 9, 2014 | |
This explains an awful lot about history. | |||||
93 | 197 | The Intervention | James, Paul, Beej and Heather | December 7, 2014 | |
We care about you. Broadly speaking. | |||||
92 | 196 | The DUI | James and Beej | December 5, 2014 | |
Sir, I don't have time for this today. | |||||
91 | 195 | The Terms | Alex, Graham, Kathleen, Cameron, Ian, Heather and Cori | December 3, 2014 | |
Look, I just want to make sure we're all on the same page. | |||||
90 | 194 | The Hood | Paul and Cameron | November 17, 2014 | |
We've all learned something today. | |||||
89 | 193 | The Tokens | Alex and Cameron | November 13, 2014 | |
Necessity is also the mother of dumb ideas. | |||||
88 | 192 | The Gun Show | Alex | November 7, 2014 | |
Next week, let me show you my double cluck. | |||||
87 | 191 | The Courier | Kathleen and Andy | November 5, 2014 | |
This will never get old, as a business plan. | |||||
86 | 190 | The Mascot | Graham, Kathleen and Ian | November 1, 2014 | |
At least her hearts in the right place. Kinda. | |||||
85 | 189 | The Magician 3 | Alex, Paul and Andy | October 28, 2014 | |
We need to maybe learn some real magic. | |||||
84 | 188 | The Magician 2 | Alex, Kathleen and Andy | October 23, 2014 | |
Is your mind not encompassed by wonder? | |||||
83 | 187 | The Magician | Alex, James and Andy | October 21, 2014 | |
Allo you beauties, would you like be to AMAZED!? | |||||
82 | 186 | The Judgement | Alex and Johnny | October 20, 2014 | |
Sire, I really need to get a straight answer out of you this time. | |||||
81 | 185 | The Slap 3 | Alex and Ian | October 17, 2014 | |
Alex's cheek must be getting sore by now. | |||||
80 | 184 | The Slap 2 | Alex and Kathleen | October 9, 2014 | |
Fool me once... | |||||
79 | 183 | The Slap | Alex and James | October 8, 2014 | |
Trust me this will be SO worth it. | |||||
78 | 182 | The Hell | Graham and Kathleen | October 4, 2014 | |
In the grim darkness of the mind... | |||||
77 | 181 | The Spycam | Alex, Graham and Kathleen | October 2, 2014 | |
Micromanagement, with a macro lens. | |||||
76 | 180 | The Pronunciation | Paul and Cameron | September 25, 2014 | |
Trust me. I'm an English major. | |||||
75 | 179 | The Plan | Alex, Kathleen, Paul and Cameron | September 24, 2014 | |
This is what happens when Cam and Kathleen brainstorm. | |||||
74 | 178 | The Voice | Alex and Cameron | September 18, 2014 | |
Well, SOMEONE seems like they're in a good mood. | |||||
73 | 177 | The Deal | Alex, Kathleen and Cameron | September 16, 2014 | |
Sometimes you need to bring in a neutral third party to settle your crap. | |||||
72 | 176 | The Ball | Alex | September 13, 2014 | |
Sometimes you can't bounce back. | |||||
71 | 175 | The Cookie | Alex and Cameron | September 11, 2014 | |
Politeness will be the death of us all. | |||||
70 | 174 | The Time Travel 2 | Paul | September 7, 2014 | |
I thought we'd discussed this... | |||||
69 | 173 | The Chat 2 | Graham and Kathleen | September 6, 2014 | |
Still available, act quickly! | |||||
68 | 172 | The Chat 1 | Graham and Jason | September 4, 2014 | |
We should screen these guests. | |||||
67 | 171 | The Walker | Alex and Cameron | August 26, 2014 | |
He has chosen you, and you will be hunted. | |||||
66 | 170 | The Time Travel | Paul | August 21, 2014 | |
This was the ONLY way. | |||||
65 | 169 | The Pinatas | Alex | August 19, 2014 | |
Grab a bat and let's get TO this. | |||||
64 | 168 | Clown | Alex and James | August 15, 2014 | |
Professionals on closed sidewalks. Do not attempt. | |||||
63 | 167 | The Call | Graham | August 12, 2014 | |
How did you even GET this number? | |||||
62 | 166 | The Net | Graham and Beej | August 7, 2014 | |
Look it not perfect system. | |||||
61 | 165 | The Groceries | Beej | August 6, 2014 | |
But they were on saaaaale… | |||||
60 | 164 | The Newts | Graham and Beej | August 4, 2014 | |
Torg just can't handle all these amphibians... | |||||
59 | 163 | The Land | Graham and Cameron | July 31, 2014 | |
Well it sure as hell belongs to SOMEONE, right? | |||||
58 | 162 | The Stream | Graham and Beej | July 24, 2014 | |
All technology have own challenges. | |||||
57 | 161 | The Dragon | Alex | July 22, 2014 | |
Everyone plays differently. | |||||
56 | 160 | The Shackle 3 | Alex and James | July 17, 2014 | |
This seemed brilliant initially. | |||||
55 | 159 | The Beat | Alex and Paul | July 15, 2014 | |
We need you in surgery like NOW. | |||||
54 | 158 | The End of World 3 | Kathleen and Cameron | July 10, 2014 | |
Nothing excites marketers more than entirely new market space. | |||||
53 | 157 | The End of World 2 | Kathleen and Cameron | July 8, 2014 | |
Well that's no reason to skimp on Insurance. | |||||
52 | 156 | The End of World | Kathleen and Cameron | July 3, 2014 | |
Well that's no reason to stop innovating. | |||||
51 | 155 | The Music 2 | Kathleen, Paul and Cameron | June 27, 2014 | |
Only slightly exaggerated from real life. | |||||
50 | 154 | The Music | Alex and Paul | June 20, 2014 | |
Or... the soundtrack at any rate. | |||||
49 | 153 | The Conspiracy | Alex, Kathleen and Paul | June 20, 2014 | |
I think you're playing a different game than me... | |||||
48 | 152 | The Flash | Alex, Kathleen and James | June 19, 2014 | |
I've read the FAQ and I don't think this works. | |||||
47 | 151 | The Mailroom | Alex, Kathleen, James and Paul | June 12, 2014 | |
Packaged with care and love, it's the LRR way! | |||||
46 | 150 | The Stand III | Graham and Kathleen | June 11, 2014 | |
When it comes down it, this is our economy. | |||||
45 | 149 | The Stand II | Alex and Kathleen | June 8, 2014 | |
Most times you don't even need to pay this. | |||||
44 | 148 | The Stand | Alex, Kathleen and James | June 7, 2014 | |
It's the only thing you need, really. | |||||
43 | 147 | The Lion | Alex and Kathleen | May 28, 2014 | |
Every girl needs a friend. | |||||
42 | 146 | The Creepies | Alex | May 27, 2014 | |
Harry meets a friend. | |||||
41 | 145 | The Escalation | James and Paul | May 22, 2014 | |
Some people just have better Magic cards than you. | |||||
40 | 144 | The Box | Alex, Graham, Kathleen and Paul | May 20, 2014 | |
It's not as fun as cats make it seem. | |||||
39 | 143 | The Crossroads | Alex and Graham | May 16, 2014 | |
Some men will pay any price for fame. | |||||
38 | 142 | The Shackle 2 | Alex and James | May 13, 2014 | |
How does this keep happening!? | |||||
37 | 141 | The Genie Returns | Alex and James | May 9, 2014 | |
Can I get a refund on this genie? | |||||
36 | 140 | The Shackle | Alex and James | May 6, 2014 | |
This is gonna take a while... | |||||
35 | 139 | The Puppet | Paul | May 2, 2014 | |
Paul is no mere man. | |||||
34 | 138 | The Bone | Alex and Beej | April 29, 2014 | |
It endless problem, me never know when party happen. | |||||
33 | 137 | The Genie | Alex and Paul | April 25, 2014 | |
The service has been all downhill since Genie Con 04' | |||||
32 | 136 | The Simulator | Alex | April 23, 2014 | |
Some players are just not okay with this. | |||||
31 | 135 | The Lunch | Alex and Beej | April 17, 2014 | |
Eat the whole thing or no desert! | |||||
30 | 134 | The String | Alex and Graham | April 15, 2014 | |
It's not that weird. Your thing is weirder. | |||||
29 | 133 | The Film | Alex, Kathleen, Beej, Cameron and Andrew Ferguson | April 13, 2014 | |
Art is a powerful thing. | |||||
28 | 132 | The New Product | Alex, Beej and Paul | April 11, 2014 | |
It's everything you'd ever want, and more. | |||||
27 | 131 | The Andy | Andy | April 3, 2014 | |
Is this what you want? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!? | |||||
26 | 130 | The Weather | Graham, Paul and Andy | April 2, 2014 | |
So... do I bring an umbrella or not? | |||||
25 | 129 | The Standoff | Alex, Graham, Paul and Andy | March 28, 2014 | |
How do we keep finding ourselves in these situations? | |||||
24 | 128 | The Mime | Alex and Andy | March 25, 2014 | |
I don't see why everyone has a problem with them... | |||||
23 | 127 | The Old Friend | Alex and Andy | March 21, 2014 | |
We used to be really close and just lost touch. | |||||
22 | 126 | The Mystical Cards | Kathleen and Paul | March 19, 2014 | |
Trust me, I can read this perfectly. | |||||
21 | 125 | The Infiltrator | Alex, Beej and Paul | March 14, 2014 | |
There's something about one of you... | |||||
20 | 124 | The Fortune | Alex and Kathleen | March 11, 2014 | |
Don't worry, I've done this two or three times before. | |||||
19 | 123 | The Luchadores | Alex, Beej, Paul and Ashley | March 6, 2014 | |
Everybody's looking for love. | |||||
18 | 122 | The Store Run | Alex and Beej | March 4, 2014 | |
I got EXACTLY what you asked for. | |||||
17 | 121 | The Clean Office | Alex, Graham and Kathleen | February 28, 2014 | |
Without enforcement, it's a slippery slope. | |||||
16 | 120 | The Dead Friend | Graham, Paul and James | February 26, 2014 | |
He was too beautiful to live. | |||||
15 | 119 | The Parasite | Alex, Graham and Paul | February 22, 2014 | |
What day did you have? You lost. | |||||
14 | 118 | The Selfies | Alex and Kathleen | February 19, 2014 | |
The plight of the modern woman. | |||||
13 | 117 | The Bad Matchups 1 | Alex, Graham, Kathleen and James | February 17, 2014 | |
Playing Magic isn't always so simple. | |||||
12 | 116 | The Deathblow | Alex and Graham | February 12, 2014 | |
He knows others, but they aren't as deadly. | |||||
11 | 115 | The Elite Hacks | Graham and James | February 7, 2014 | |
The best display of hacksmanship you've ever seen. | |||||
10 | 114 | The First Ride | Graham, Kathleen and Beej | February 5, 2014 | |
Get in. It'll be great. | |||||
9 | 113 | The Mail Bag | Alex and James | January 31, 2014 | |
Always get the right tool for the job. | |||||
8 | 112 | The Assistant | Alex, Graham and James | January 29, 2014 | |
Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to. | |||||
7 | 111 | The Bus Stop | Matt and Beej | January 24, 2014 | |
Your tax dollars at work. | |||||
6 | 110 | The Check Mate | Alex, Paul and Beej | January 22, 2014 | |
"What's up followers, BishopKing here with the hot new moves!" | |||||
5 | 109 | The Rainstorm | Alex, Graham, Kathleen, James and Paul | January 17, 2014 | |
You can stand under my umberella-ella-ella. | |||||
4 | 108 | The Hit Single | Alex and Graham | January 14, 2014 | |
Alex is a modern day Bieber. | |||||
3 | 107 | The Toilet Paper | Alex and James | January 9, 2014 | |
Always check before you sit down. | |||||
2 | 106 | The Chauffeur | Paul and Beej | January 7, 2014 | |
Who wants to drive themselves? Chumps, that's who. | |||||
1 | 105 | Happy Bus | Alex, Graham, Jer, Kathleen and Beej | January 3, 2014 | |
Crapshots is back, and we know where all the hot boys are at. |
Season One
# in season | # in series | Title | Appearing | Date | |
104 | 104 | The Voices | Alex, Graham (voice) and Matt | March 6, 2011 | |
"Are you sure? You're messing with me again, aren't you?" | |||||
103 | 103 | The Magazine | Alex and Graham | March 3, 2011 | |
Well, it's one way to avoid corporate branding. | |||||
102 | 102 | The Birds | Alex (voice) and Graham (voice) | February 28, 2011 | |
What? They're cool guys. We hang out all the time. | |||||
101 | 101 | The Comedown | Alex and Graham | February 24, 2011 | |
Side-effects include: kidney failure. | |||||
100 | 100 | The Dose | Alex | February 24, 2011 | |
Administer directly to face. Each tablet contains 100mg wharrgarbl. Do not operate heavy machinery while using this product. | |||||
99 | 99 | The Call | Alex, Graham and Kathleen | February 17, 2011 | |
Seriously now, don't do it. | |||||
98 | 98 | The Punishment V | Alex and Kathleen | February 2, 2011 | |
At least it was a clean toilet. | |||||
97 | 97 | The Seat | Alex, Graham (voice), James, Matt and Kathleen | January 30, 2011 | |
Update schedule? What update schedule? | |||||
96 | 96 | The Situation | Alex, James, Paul and Kathleen | January 25, 2011 | |
It's less awkward this way. | |||||
95 | 95 | The Ache | Alex (voice), Graham and Kathleen | January 12, 2011 | |
Anointed antacid tablets are probably the better choice here. | |||||
94 | 94 | The Dream | Alex and Graham | January 7, 2011 | |
One should always think through every step of the process. | |||||
93 | 93 | The Discovery | Alex and Graham | January 6, 2011 | |
This is why you always go to the Genius Bar. They're better at hiding things like that. | |||||
92 | 92 | The Hat | Alex and Kathleen | January 3, 2011 | |
Punchline unnecessary. | |||||
91 | 91 | The Counter | Alex and Graham | December 28, 2010 | |
Splash. | |||||
90 | 90 | The Video | Alex, Kathleen, Khaavren and Annika | December 22, 2010 | |
KITTY | |||||
89 | 89 | The Position | Alex and James | December 20, 2010 | |
Nepotism beats qualifications any day. But seriously, stop hiring incompetent workers just because you like them personally. | |||||
88 | 88 | The Fuzz | Alex and Graham | December 18, 2010 | |
Alex has two haircuts: On and off. | |||||
87 | 87 | The Sculptor | Alex and Graham | December 15, 2010 | |
Excessive gloating counts as passing priority. Also, Jace singles really do retail for around $80usd. Foils can hit $150. | |||||
86 | 86 | The Threat | Alex and Graham | December 13, 2010 | |
Of my cardsleeves, I'm very... Protective. | |||||
85 | 85 | The Speed | December 4, 2010 | ||
Not gonna lie, I did this one in a hurry. Dohohohohhho... | |||||
84 | 84 | The Temptation | Alex and Graham | November 13, 2010 | |
I really spoil that boy. | |||||
83 | 83 | The Idea | Alex and Graham | November 11, 2010 | |
But in all seriousness, we have a Google Wave document packed with ideas. | |||||
82 | 82 | esreveR ehT | Alex and Graham | November 8, 2010 | |
!oremoR nhoJ ,em llik tsum uoy ,emag eht niw oT | |||||
81 | 81 | The Block | Alex and Graham | November 1, 2010 | |
I can stop anytime I want. | |||||
80 | 80 | The Promotion | Alex and Bin Ling | October 28, 2010 | |
Available everywhere. | |||||
79 | 79 | The Exhibits | Bin Ling | October 23, 2010 | |
...As if you couldn't guess. | |||||
78 | 78 | The Shirt | Alecx (voice) and Tally | October 21, 2010 | |
In unrelated news, our new shirts are shipping. | |||||
77 | 77 | The Basement IV | Jeremy and Matt | October 19, 2010 | |
When we said we wouldn't do more, that may not have been strictly accurate. We were in the area. | |||||
76 | 76 | The Air | Alex, Graham and Andy | October 15, 2010 | |
Andy Week 3/3 | |||||
75 | 75 | The Mine | Alex, Graham and Andy | October 13, 2010 | |
Andy Week 2/3 | |||||
74 | 74 | The Shot | Alex, Graham and Andy | October 12, 2010 | |
Andy Week 1/3 | |||||
73 | 73 | The Slam II | Alex and Graham | October 9, 2010 | |
They do say it's mightier than the sword. | |||||
72 | 72 | The Card | Alex and Graham | October 7, 2010 | |
If he'd played a Memnite, I would have hanged myself. | |||||
71 | 71 | The Ball | Alex and Graham | October 5, 2010 | |
Just keep on rollin' | |||||
70 | 70 | The Cough | Alex and Graham | October 1, 2010 | |
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH | |||||
69 | 69 | The Aim | Alex | October 1, 2010 | |
Urban cred is inversely proportional to your accuracy. | |||||
68 | 68 | The Cleanup | Alex and Graham | September 23, 2010 | |
I get more stuff cleaned this way. | |||||
67 | 67 | The Basement III | Alex and Jeremy | September 20, 2010 | |
Last one in this series for a while, we promise. | |||||
66 | 66 | The Basement II | Alex and James | September 17, 2010 | |
Definitely not a teaser. Nope. | |||||
65 | 65 | The Song | Alex and Graham | September 16, 2010 | |
The most groinally violent hit of the 2010s! | |||||
64 | 64 | The Purchase | Alex and Graham | September 14, 2010 | |
...Because everything is bigger there. | |||||
63 | 63 | The Headgear | Alex and Graham | September 11, 2010 | |
Also handy in a hailstorm, if you can stand the noise. | |||||
62 | 62 | The Cards | Alex, Graham and Kathleen | September 9, 2010 | |
More like "suck of the draw". | |||||
61 | 61 | The Punishment IV | Alex and Graham | September 9, 2010 | |
For the horde! | |||||
60 | 60 | The Pack | Alex and Graham | September 2, 2010 | |
The one thing you don't bring is guaranteed to be the one you wish you had the most. | |||||
59 | 59 | The Ticket | Alex and Graham | August 30, 2010 | |
25¢ gets about 10 minutes worth. | |||||
58 | 58 | The Fruit | Alex and James | August 28, 2010 | |
You would need an awful lot of Chiquitas to make a bomb though. | |||||
57 | 57 | The Responsibility | Alex and Graham | August 26, 2010 | |
Because you donated to Child's Play for it, here it is! | |||||
56 | 56 | The Ending | Alex and Kathleen | August 23, 2010 | |
????,?????????? | |||||
55 | 55 | The Reference | Alex and Graham | August 21, 2010 | |
It is also inadvisable to mention your similarity to "a boss" around him. | |||||
54 | 54 | The Drink | Alex | August 19, 2010 | |
Drain opener makes a bad chaser, too. | |||||
53 | 53 | The Story | Tally, Jeremy, Kathleen, Graham, Tim, Morgan, Matt, Paul, James and 2 others | August 17, 2010 | |
Too many cooks don't always spoil the broth. | |||||
52 | 52 | The Accident | August 12, 2010 | ||
Its a known safety issue with that model of pistol. | |||||
51 | 51 | The Grit | Alex and Graham | August 10, 2010 | |
Disc may come pre-scratched. | |||||
50 | 50 | The Outsider | Alex (voice) and Tally (voice) | August 8, 2010 | |
Everyone is an alien to someone. | |||||
49 | 49 | The Punishment III | Alex and Graham | August 5, 2010 | |
On the plus side, my clothes are nice and dry. | |||||
48 | 48 | The Check | Graham | August 3, 2010 | |
Testes, testes, one, two...? | |||||
47 | 47 | The Idea | Alex and Graham | July 30, 2010 | |
I can only do that once a day, so I save it for times like this. | |||||
46 | 46 | The Business | Alex and Graham | July 29, 2010 | |
It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it. | |||||
45 | 45 | The Grinder | Alex and Graham | July 27, 2010 | |
The expansion "Clickquest: 10 points higher" ships fourth quarter this year. | |||||
44 | 44 | The Plaza | July 23, 2010 | ||
Just a few interesting observations. | |||||
43 | 43 | The Match | Graham and James | July 22, 2010 | |
The score is 647 to blue. | |||||
42 | 42 | The Offer | Alex and Graham | July 20, 2010 | |
It's best to not decline this one. | |||||
41 | 41 | The Automaton | July 15, 2010 | ||
He and a bunch of other robots were on a poster once. | |||||
40 | 40 | The Explanation | Graham and Kathleen | July 13, 2010 | |
This was better than some of their previous excuses. | |||||
39 | 39 | The Demonstration II | Alex | July 9, 2010 | |
It's all so very peaceful. | |||||
38 | 38 | The Punishment II | Alex, Graham and Kathleen | July 8, 2010 | |
I probably deserved more. | |||||
37 | 37 | The Trend | Alex (voice), Graham (voice), Khaavren and Annika | July 6, 2010 | |
Kitties!! | |||||
36 | 36 | The Dance | Graham and Kathleen | July 3, 2010 | |
Someone has a fever. | |||||
35 | 35 | The Interrogation | Alex and Jeremy | July 3, 2010 | |
Despite being banned in the Geneva convention, use of Xylene among PMCs is shockingly unregulated. | |||||
34 | 34 | The Slam | Alex and Graham | June 29, 2010 | |
Don't drop the hand sanitizer. | |||||
33 | 33 | The Lyrics | Alex, Graham and Kathleen | June 26, 2010 | |
The radio edit isn't much better. | |||||
32 | 32 | The Mishap | Alex, Graham and Kathleen | June 24, 2010 | |
The most important part of the comedy is timing. | |||||
31 | 31 | The License | Alex and Graham | June 22, 2010 | |
Vomiting has always been public domain. | |||||
30 | 30 | The Hive | Alex (voice), Graham and Kathleen | June 18, 2010 | |
Living together will do that. | |||||
29 | 29 | The Watching | Alex and Graham | June 17, 2010 | |
Television will rot your brain and kill your family, but not necessarily in that order. | |||||
28 | 28 | The Warning | Alex and Graham | June 15, 2010 | |
The Zone has claimed another life. | |||||
27 | 27 | The Symptom | Alex and Nate Mosher | June 12, 2010 | |
There is no cure. | |||||
26 | 26 | The Compensation | Alex and Graham | June 10, 2010 | |
Don't even ask about the tanker trucks. | |||||
25 | 25 | The Punishment | Alex and Graham | June 8, 2010 | |
I really had this one coming. | |||||
24 | 24 | The Admission | Alex and Nate Mosher | June 5, 2010 | |
There are a few telltale signs. | |||||
23 | 23 | The Accusation | Alex and Graham | June 3, 2010 | |
If it looks like one, and acts like one... | |||||
22 | 22 | The Drainage | Alex and Morgan | May 31, 2010 | |
As size decreases, thirst increases. | |||||
21 | 21 | The Measurement | Alex and Graham | May 29, 2010 | |
Specialists say girth is actually more important. | |||||
20 | 20 | The Gaming | Alex (voice) and Matt | May 27, 2010 | |
You need to unlock the "Neurosurgical Sniper" perk in order to accomplish a pineal gland shot. | |||||
19 | 19 | The Cardboard | James and Tim | May 25, 2010 | |
This epidemic may yet claim the mood of thousands. | |||||
18 | 18 | The Mission III | Alex (voice) and Charisse Dye | May 22, 2010 | |
Viewmaster has since discontinued its range of tactical optics. | |||||
17 | 17 | The Bathroom | Alex and Graham | May 19, 2010 | |
It's just kinder this way. | |||||
16 | 16 | The Basement | Alex and Jeremy | May 17, 2010 | |
Sometimes you're just completely stumped. | |||||
15 | 15 | The Note | Alex and Graham (voice) | May 14, 2010 | |
Sometimes it's not just passive-aggression. | |||||
14 | 14 | The Beverage | Kathleen and Tally | May 14, 2010 | |
Results may vary. | |||||
13 | 13 | The Camouflage | Alex and Graham | May 11, 2010 | |
Smart technology, dumb user. | |||||
12 | 12 | The Amplifier | Alex and Kim Rose | May 8, 2010 | |
This amp is ideally suited to kittycore DJs. | |||||
11 | 11 | The Mission II | Alex (voice) and Charisse Dye | May 6, 2010 | |
If at first you don't succeed, fail, fail again. | |||||
10 | 10 | The Enhancement | Alex and Graham | May 4, 2010 | |
...And you just did, too. | |||||
9 | 9 | The Expectation | Alex and Graham | April 30, 2010 | |
It's not what you think. | |||||
8 | 8 | The Mission | Alex and Charisse Dye | April 28, 2010 | |
An operative operator operating in an operation. | |||||
7 | 7 | The Problem | Alex and Graham | April 26, 2010 | |
Incompetence applied to a small mistake yields a large mistake. | |||||
6 | 6 | The Technique | Alex and Graham | April 22, 2010 | |
Therapeutic merit still pending by the FDA. | |||||
5 | 5 | The Music | Graham, Kathleen and Annika | April 19, 2010 | |
A slipped disc can halt a whole symphony orchestra in its tracks. | |||||
4 | 4 | The Experiment | Alex and Kathleen | April 19, 2010 | |
Sometimes you actually should to listen to what your parents told you. | |||||
3 | 3 | The Demonstration | Alex and Graham | April 19, 2010 | |
This delectable item is available for half price on Tuesdays. Limit 1 per customer. | |||||
2 | 2 | The Solution | April 19, 2010 | ||
Miscommunication has spoiled many a piece of otherwise sound advice. | |||||
1 | 1 | The Condition | Alex | April 19, 2010 | |
The threat is more real than you may expect. |