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"If you liked it, you shoulda put a goat on it."

Date: June 12, 2013

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Graham Stark

Cohosts: Kathleen De Vere, Alex Steacy

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

News Word of the Week: Ethereal Soundscapes
An elementary school in Hayward California is conducting a buyback program where they will accept toy guns from children and exchange them for books and entries to win a bike.
Police in Ohio are desperate to fill their ticketing quota this summer, and people are desperate to be ticketed, because what they are ticketing is kids that are wearing their bike helmet, and the tickets are for free ice cream.
Kathleen sings "Ice Cream Eater", a parody of Ice-T's Cop Killer
When a train line in northern Stockholm came under new management, one of the things handed down was that the uniform no longer included shorts, which is unfortunate for drivers in the summer that don't want swamp ass, so all the men have taken to wearing skirts. The company can't stop them, because that would be discrimination.
The rider for a 1964 Beatles performance in Vancouver is now on display at the Vancouver archives, and out of all the crazy things they could have requested, the only unusual thing on their entire rider is that they wanted Coca-cola wherever they went.