Talk:DB5Parodies

From LoadingReadyWiki
Jump to navigationJump to search

Copypaste (not DB5):

POWERBUS!

by TheDaniel

HEY! You wanna get SO MANY DONATIONS!

Try POWERBUS! The game for people who need GRATUITUS AMOUNTS OF DONATIONS! With all new flavors like DUCKOLATE! It's like sending ducks into an ELECTRICAL STORM! Sound the alarm, you’re gonna help UNCOMFORTABLE AMOUNTS OF CHILDRENS!

What’s that? You want strawberry? Well how about KROZEBERRY? Made with banhammers, REAL BANHAMMERS! CHALLENGES (aaahhhhhh!). You’ll be good at it. It’s the energy drink for bus drivers. Drivergy! These aren’t Grahams puns, these are Teller puns. Pun Gellet.

A button, Left button, A button, Left button, Carmeldansen, whitedansen, more dansen than YOUR ROOM HAS BODIES FOR! You’ll be so fast, the webcam will be all like "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW REEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS" and you'll be like "BUS YOU!" and kick it in the lens with your MORGAN SHOES!

You’ll have so many donations, DONATIONS (aaaahhhhh!) just coming in all the time. Challenge donations, auction donations, eating donations, marathon donations, pig donations. You’ll have so many pigs. 400 PIGS!

Give DUCKOLATE to your pigs and they’ll be good at driving. Make your pigs drive ABNORMALLY LONG. They’ll drive as long as ALEX. People will watch them driving and think they’re ALEX. They’ll drive as long as ALEX, in the seat next to ALEX, and it’ll be a tie, and they’ll get deported back to ALEX, OKLAHOMA!

Hey, go with the sure thing. Don’t throw away your donations (telethooooon!). Try POWERBUS, the charity that will make you (aaahhh!) CHILDRENS (aaahhh!)


What if everything you ever wanted... CAME! IN! A! CATGIRL CAN!? Powerbus... CATGIRL EDITION! *meow*

With all new flavors like TALLANA! FIZZPIG! And HAT! You’ve had the CUST, now try the BUS…DRIVER!

POWERBUS! Side effects include SLEEP DEPREVATION! Use your insomnia to DRIVE FOR 24 HOURS STRAIGHT! POWERBUS! ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!

BUG SPLATTING, the sport you’ll invent because you’ll be TOO BORED FOR NORMAL GAMES. You’ll feel like a gamer made of CAFEIINE!

What about me and my PayPal account? Silent Auctions! Turn that everyman into a donorman. The donar stands for DONATIONS FOR THE CHILDRENS!!

We interrupt this charity drive to BLOW YOUR MIND! POWERBUS now comes on IPHONE! Now with preposterous amounts of Macintosh. Prepacintosh! Think fast duck-pig! POWERBUS now comes in CRAFT! Bus-crafting. Similar to Bug Splatting.

Oh LRR, why have you ignored me?

CAN IT! When Mother Earth gives you lemons, you MOVE TO THE MOON! POWERBUS, MOONBASEBERRY! Underground and in orbit.

  • breakdown!* Unacceptable! Drive POWERBUS and you’ll win at everything forever. You’ll win at challenges, dancing, dansen, auctions and crafts! You’ll even win at CHAT! TOP SCORE!

Still unconvinced? Well check out these testimonials from real POWERBUS DONATORS!

  • boop*

“400 PIGS!”

  • boop*
  • Carmeldansen w/ catgirls*

“Powerbus, it's reall-" "DUCKS! DUUUCKS!!!!"

ALRIGHT! POWERBUS, it's like a 8 hour drive to Las Vegas, it's an 8 hour drive to Las Vegas, POWERBUS takes 8 hours! Warning- may contain Penn and Teller