Trouble on the Farm
Zynga is doing so poorly, they might be better off if they didn't exist.
Date: October 15, 2012
Story Graphics: Paul Saunders
CheckPoint Graphics: Graham Stark
Boom!: Kate Stark
Editing: Kathleen De Vere
Music: Bradley Rains
Zynga is doing really badly. Find out how badly on today's CheckPoint.
- 343 Industries will not reveal the Master Chief's face.
- Resident Evil 6 has advanced controls? News to just about everyone.
- FIFA13 on the Wii is literally FIFA12 re-skinned.
- Tomb Raider has a bunch of retailer specific rewards.
- Maxis has stopped giving a shit for naming Sims 3 expansions.
- Zynga's market capitalization is worth less than its cash and assets.
The next version of Angry Birds Space is a Star Wars tie-in.
- Clips from Paul's report on Zynga in Acts of Ville-ainy are edited into this episode.
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