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"Dr Colongargle Felchwhistle is timeless humour Dan ... It will never get old"

Date: January 5, 2018

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Brendan "Beej" Dery, Dan Emmons

Editing: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

  • The UK registrar of businesses has rejected a business name because it is too offensive to the general public. e.g.:
    • Sod It Systems Ltd.
    • Robot Dick Ltd.
    • Dapper Dog and Stylish Bitch Ltd.
    • Man-whore Ltd.
  • Holiday service at a Seattle ferry terminal was temporarily halted while police investigated a suspicious package that had been left without warning.
    • Turned out to be a fruitcake.
  • In the UK, in a tube station, people were shouting "Get some butter, get some butter, oil him up, oil him up" because a guy tried to jump a fare gate and got his penis stuck in the doors.


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