We start of 2018 by serving you only the freshest of jokes.
Date: January 5, 2018
Category: Feed Dump
Host: Kathleen De Vere
Editing: Kathleen De Vere
- The UK registrar of businesses has rejected a business name because it is too offensive to the general public. e.g.:
- Sod It Systems Ltd.
- Robot Dick Ltd.
- Dapper Dog and Stylish Bitch Ltd.
- Man-whore Ltd.
- Holiday service at a Seattle ferry terminal was temporarily halted while police investigated a suspicious package that had been left without warning.
- Turned out to be a fruitcake.
- In the UK, in a tube station, people were shouting "Get some butter, get some butter, oil him up, oil him up" because a guy tried to jump a fare gate and got his penis stuck in the doors.
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