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Kids do the darndest things. Like being named RoboCop and stealing cars.

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He's not the Stig, but he is the Stig's Norwegian cousin's child.

Date: February 26, 2014

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Graham Stark

Cohosts: Kathleen De Vere, Lindsey Burnett, Adam Hancock

Editing: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

  • Parents in the Mexican state of Sonora will no longer be able to name their kids Facebook, Rambo or 59 other, now banned, child names.
    • Other banned names: Burger King, Twitter, RoboCop, James Bond, Harry Potter, Christmas Day, Rolling Stone, Virgin, Cesarean, Circumcision, Yahoo, Pocahontas, Spinach, Hermione
  • A Girl Scout sold 117 boxes of cookies in 2 hours by setting up her stand in front of a marijuana dispensary in San Francisco.
  • Dateline: Oslo. A 10 year old boy who stole a car, claiming that he was a dwarf that had forgotten his driver's license, has done it again.
  • It has been decided by a Georgia court that a man that sent an unsolicited picture of his tattooed penis to someone did not, in fact, commit a crime. What did the tattoo say? Guessing!
    • Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
  • Better slogans to tattoo on your dick

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