The Year in Dumb News

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Not to be confused with the The Whatever Thing episode The Year in Music.


A special New Year's Day edition of Feed Dump to cover all that special dumb news from 2013.

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Date: January 1, 2014

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Brendan "Beej" Dery, Matt Wiggins

Editing: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

  • The Phoenix Coyotes may be the unluckiest team in the NHL, as their own goalie scored a goal against their team by doing what? Guessing!
    • The puck got lodged in his pants and fell out the back into the net
  • Red Bull may give you wings, but if you need the crazy strength of a raging bull-elephant, why not try meth? A man (on meth) in Oregon fought off 15 cops while masturbating in a bar over the Christmas holidays
  • Year in News Review Quiz
    • What does the Christian Science Dixon Church in Illinois look like from above? - A penis
    • An image of what appeared in the folds of a dog's butt hair? - Jesus
    • This year an Australian man stuck what up his peehole to receive sexual gratification? - A fork
    • Henry Gribbom of New Hampshire complained to police after losing $2,600, his entire life savings, and winning what in return? - A 6 foot tall rasta banana plush toy

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