The Spirit of the Duvet

Kathleen returns to claim her throne just as the Loch Ness Monster finally throws in the towel.

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The Lady of the Dump, her arm clad in shimmering saymite, held forth Excalibur from the frothing steamy waters, signifying that I, Cameron, was King of the Dumps!

But I had such great plans to take this in a fresh new direction!

Date: July 22, 2015

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Cameron Lauder, Brendan "Beej" Dery

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

According to a Loch Ness Monster expert who has spent the last 24 years of his life searching for the monster, giving up his home, job and girlfriend in the process, he's decided that the monster is actually a Wels catfish.
A Massachusetts city official who had been hearing complaints from his constituence for months that the crosswalks in their neighborhood were too faded and hard to see and therefore dangerous, took matters into his own hands over the weekend and repainted them with special green paint. FOr that, the city that he works for charged him with two counts of destruction of property.
Police in Manchester were baffled after reports of a dead animal turned out to be a duvet stuffed with coconuts.

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