The Prostitute Permit and Other Tales

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Vital Statistics

"So officer, what can I... do you for you?"

Date: August 31, 2011

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Graham Stark

Cohosts: Paul Saunders, Kathleen De Vere

Edited by: Graham Stark

News Word of the Week: Ruse
A small town in central Italy has decided to become a principality and start printing their own money.
A drunken Russian woman staged erotic dances on a plane.
Germany has set up a parking-meter-like machine in one German city in order to tax prostitutes.
Paul and Matt have to figure out what Graham is talking about.
- A man boarding a plane was stopped because he had several nylon bags in his trousers filled with what?
People reported a clown driving a stolen golf cart.
Paul and Kathleen dress like Vikings. It works better this time.

It was on this episode that the fateful haturation point was reached. 50% of all shots contained hats.

Shots with Hats: 50.00%.

Shots with Wigs: 6.25%.

Shots with Prescription Eyewear: 67.19%.

Shots with Other Eyewear: 0.00%.

Shots with Hatless: 28.13%.

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