The Panalysts Ep 11 - Forbidden Fruits

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Look, Nobel Prizes just aren't that easy to get.

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Date: July 12, 2018

Category: The Panalysts

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Graham Stark, Serge Yager, Jacob Burgess, Alex Steacy

Editing: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

  • You have been selected on the short list for a Nobel Prize. Why should your new, genetically engineered fruit be selected?
    • Graham and Serge: Flumpt, the edible packing material
      • 1 Flumpt point
    • Jacob and Alex: Loco Nut
      • 3 points for the fires of friendship forged in the Loco growing pits
  • You are at a music festival in the California desert. While there, you meet up with a group of extremely stoned, financially privileged crystal enthusiasts, who mistake you for a minor deity. This cargo cult will persist for 3 days or until the peyote runs out. How do you use your new-found powers?
    • Graham and Serge: Minorly selfish
      • 400 points, 1 for every jelly baby and/or gummy candy you are probably able to ingest over a 3 day period without feeling sick
    • Jacob and Alex: Full Caligula
      • 5000 points, 1 for every life you'll ruin on your ill-advised god plan
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