The Panalysts Ep59 - What if Your Butt is Racist
In the last episode of the season, our experts manage to ruin both space and Japan.
Date: February 6, 2020
Category: The Panalysts
Host: Molly Lewis
Edited by: Kathleen De Vere
- Your weird uncle Euphemeo just learnt what Groupon is and so for Christmika this year, everyone in the family gets corrective surgery. Not LASIK surgery or something useful, these surgeries were discounted for a reason. After some strategic coupon swapping with your cousins, which procedure do you take? Either: you will never sweat through your armpits ever again, but that sweat will be redirested through your perineum; or your flatulence will smell like baby powder, however you backdoor can now make forment sounds so on occasion you might make random syllables that may even be words sometimes.
- Cori and Ian: No armpit sweat.
- Jacob and Beej: baby powder farts.
- You have been hired to re-design the official mascot for a Japanese prefecture. Your creation must entice visitors as a symbolic representation of what makes this place special. It will have to look good printed onto souvenir socks, and souvenir cookies, and stationery, and hand towels ... you get the idea. Anyhow, would you rather design the mascot for: sleepy Tokushima, a small prefecture on the east coast of Shikoku who's main industry is agriculture; or lively Oita, a mountainous prefecture known for its abundance of natural hot springs?
- Cori and Ian: Tokushima.
- Jacob and Beej: Oita.
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