The Panalysts Ep45 - Opening the Walt Vault

On this week's episode, host Molly Lewis confronts the inadequacies of the Canadian education system.

Vital Statistics

Date: June 27, 2019

Category: The Panalysts

Host: Molly Lewis

Cohosts: Kathleen De Vere, Ian Horner, Jacob Burgess, Coriander Dickinson

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

• The Illuminati was hiring and you made it to the final round of interviews. The rumors were true and the Illuminati has been cryogenically freezing celebrities and luminaries for centuries. You're interviewing for a position on the thawed out client side in what they call the readjustment division. In this position you escort recently unfrozen clients to a destination and answer their questions. This week they are opening up the Walt Vault, so who do you take and where do you take them? Walt Whitman (changed to Walter Cronkite) or Walt Disney
  • Kathleen and Ian: Walter Cronkite to Disney World
  • Jacob and Cori: Walt Disney's frozen head to Disney World

• You have synaesthesia, but sucks just a little bit. Instead of something cool like seeing shapes and colors when you hear music or something like that, you have one of 2 options. Either: the state of arousal sounds like a owl whistle, or the need to pee tastes like black pepper.
  • Kathleen and Ian: The state of arousal sounds like a owl whistle
  • Jacob and Cori: The need to pee tastes like black pepper

I I ◀ ●∙∙∙ The Panalysts Ep44 - Every Cat's a Garf       The Panalysts Ep46 - Rock Hard Washington ∙∙∙● ▶ Watch The Panalysts Ep45 - Opening the Walt Vault