The Panalysts Ep35 - Melf's Acid Arrow or Rude Note

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This week, under Ian's purview, our Panalysts choose a nemesis and decide if they want to be big brain or very little brain.

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Date: January 31, 2019

Category: The Panalysts

Host: Ian Horner

Cohosts: Serge Yager, Cameron Lauder, Kathleen De Vere, Coriander Dickinson

Editing: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

  • An eagle died of a heart attack, fell out of the sky, and landed directly on your head. However due to this extremely unlikely source of cranium trauma, you've unlocked the ultimate secrets of human consciousness. As you stand upon the precipice of omniscience, you realise that you have a choice. Do you: leap forward into the unknown and expand your mind such that you understand everything that it is possible for a human to comprehend; or crawl into the welcoming darkness by willingly reducing your intelligence level to that of a Golden Retriever, thus avoiding a lifetime of answering irritating questions?
    • Serge and Cameron: Omniscience
      • 8 points for being on the upper tier of existence.
    • Kathleen and Cori: Golden Retriever
      • 8 points because it a nice, rounds, safe number with no sharp edges.
  • You are finally going to have a mortal enemy and now that the paperwork has been noterized, you can begin exacting exciting revenge plots, like mailing each other glitter, and setting loose the blasphemous curse of Akhenaten. There's one small thing left to do though, choose your nemesis. Who do you want as your eternal rival: an under-employed wizard; or the annoying lady from your strata council who keeps exacting notes?
    • Serge and Cameron: Under-employed wizard
      • 1 point
    • Kathleen and Cori: Annoying lady from the strata council
      • 1 point
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