The Panalysts Ep33 - Angry Pig or Wet Predator

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This week our Panalysts decide whether it's best to crush late stage capitalism from the inside or the outside, and what the best crappy vacation is.

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Date: January 17, 2019

Category: The Panalysts

Host: Graham Stark

Cohosts: Ian Horner, Kathleen De Vere, Serge Yager, Cameron Lauder

Editing: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

  • You've been offered a job at Google. You can either: spend 40 hours a week checking kids videos to make sure there aren't any naught bits that show Peppa Pig being fitted for a pair of cement shoes or something; or you can drive one of the shuttle buses and spend your days listening to developers discussing radical, life-changing start-up ideas like buses for rich people, dog mind reading devices for rich people, or rolls of quarters for rich people.
    • Ian and Kathleen: Bus driver
      • 3 points for becoming serial murderers
    • Serge and Cameron: Reviewing videos
      • 3 point for being responsible for the entire oral tradition of hyper-corporation Goo-sney.
  • You have all won an expenses paid vacation of your dreams. The bad news is that, just like every time this happens, your dreams have been mixed up with somebody else's. But in good news this time, your vacation has been mixed up with a fellow weebs, so you may choose to go to: Jusenkyo Springs, aka the cursed Chinese springs made famous in Ranma½ but with the caveat that all of the good springs have been taken so your options will be limited to unpopular magical transformations like mosquito, angler fish, and middle-aged Brexit enthusiast; or take a place of Fox's newest reality TV series, Youcha Boot Camp, wherein you and a group of high energy YouTube personalities compete for a $10,000 cash prize by living out your Predator dreams aka hunting Arnold Schwarzenegger look-alikes while slogging through leach infested rivers in the Mexican jungle.
    • Ian and Kathleen: Jusenkyo Springs
      • 5 points for turning into the literal, actual Predator
    • Serge and Cameron: Youcha Bootcamp
      • 0 points for turning into a cloud of flesh-eating bacteria and murdering indiscriminately
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