The Panalysts Ep31 - Satan's Hard at Work

Happy holidays from the Panalysts! Your stocking has either a cursed diamond, a bunch of plutonium, or a frisky devil ruining your favourite childhood movie.

Vital Statistics

Date: December 14, 2018

Category: The Panalysts

Host: Cameron Lauder

Cohosts: Adam Savidan, Jacob Burgess, Serge Yager, Kathleen De Vere

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

Your dear, frail, and frequently deceased Aunt Uefomia has died and this time your inheritance is light, portable, highly valuable, and extremely hard to sell. Would you rather inherit: 3 ounces of toxic, radioactive plutonium-239; or a spectacular 18 carat diamond said to cause death to befall all how possess it?
- Adam and Jacob: Plutonium-239
  - 1000 XP for his valiant ethical stand
- Serge and Kathleen: Diamond
  - 1000 XP to keep the party balanced

You're a movie producer in Hell. As such, Satan has asked you to create a wholly unnecessary sequel to a beloved movie that does not already have a sequel and shouldn't have one. What infernal movie do you pitch to your boss, Lucifer Dawnbringer himself?
- Adam and Jacob: ???
  - 3 points
- Serge and Kathleen: ???
  - 3 points

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