The Panalysts Ep29 - Ocelot vs Vagina Egg

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This week our panalysts debate the best way to spend the night in Brooklyn, and how to ruin two things that are average at best.

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Date: November 30, 2018

Category: The Panalysts

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Jacob Burgess, Serge Yager, Cameron Lauder, Adam Savidan

Editing: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

  • You have won a lottery organised by the rich and bored, where they pay you $100,000 in exchange for watching you suffer through an evening of torture. You can either spend the evening: trapped in a Brooklyn rowhouse being hunter by a hyper-intelligent ocelot; or trapped in a Brooklyn rowhouse listening to Gwyneth Paltrow tell you about her $3,000 per night aura cleansing retreat.
    • Jacob and Serge: Ocelot
      • 19 points
    • Cameron and Adam: Gwyneth Paltrow
      • 5 points because Kathleen does not like being ignored
  • A high-ranking foreign dignitary has decided they have been personally offended by our town and they are talking trade embargoes and war. Luckily you have been deemed to be the least offensive citizens our town can muster and it has fallen to you to entertain this angry person, smooth things over with your hospitality, and be the best this town has to offer. So do you: take them to a local amateur musical theatre adaptation of Alien v Predator; or make them a **pretty decent** tuna fish sandwich?
    • Jacob and Serge: Tuna fish sandwich
      • -2 points for too much friendship
    • Cameron and Adam: Alien v Predator adaptation
      • 6 points, 1 for every child that will have a solo during this production
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