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Pools, babies, dungeons... we're just gonna chop your games up into little bitty pieces.

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Date: July 2, 2014

Written and Performed by: Graham Stark, Kathleen De Vere, Paul Saunders

Story Graphics: Paul Saunders

CheckPoint Graphics: Graham Stark

Music: Bradley Rains

Produced by: Graham Stark, Paul Saunders

Today

There's no more swimming pool murdering in The Sims 4. Well, why even bother buying it?

Stories

  • There is now an infinite runner named for Forrest Gump.
  • EA has apologized for F2P Dungeon Keeper.
  • Planetary Annihilation is in early access. On disc. Why? Graham explains why this is a bad idea.
  • Toddlers and swimming pools have been removed from Sims 4. People are complaining.
  • The Xbox One version of Sniper Elite III has 16-gigabyte day-one patch.

Coming Up

A hot new trend is real-life escape-the-room attractions based on the game genre of the same name. Now when you panic-vomit, someone else has to clean it up! Finally.

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