The Great Pumpkin is Real
Keep your hands off my penis, guns, and pumpkins. In that order.
Date: September 30, 2015
Category: Feed Dump
Host: Kathleen De Vere
Editing: Kathleen De Vere
- A 26-year-old Brooklyn man was rushed to the hospital after police caught him urinating in public and he tried to ditch the gun he was illegally carrying, and he ended up shooting himself in the groin instead.
- A South Dakota man is very upset after someone stole his prized 100lb giant pumpkin from his yard.
- A man from east Yorkshire was rushed to the hospital with a five-day long erection after he decided it would be a good idea to eat 35 Viagra pills in one sitting.
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