TTC 219 - Dominaria Nicknames

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The highly anticipated nickname episode is upon us. Find out what all your favourite Ixalan cards should now be called.

Vital Statistics

Date: May 14, 2018

Appearing: Graham Stark, Cameron Lauder, Nelson Salahub, Paul Saunders

Runtime: 01:13:22

Broadcasting live from: the Luxury Suite on the plane of Kylem.

Nicknames list

For the first time, the crew put up a spreadsheet and asked their fans to fill it with nicknames. Many of the entries are from that spreadsheet.

Card Name Nickname Alternative Nicknames
Academy Drake Jimmy Brooks -
Academy Journeymage Man-O'-Warlock -
Adamant Will Adamant Won't -
Adeliz, the Cinder Wind Look at Adeliz wizards! -
Adventurous Impulse We're going on an adventure! -
Aesthir Glider Welkin Turned into an artifact -
Amaranthine Wall Just walk around it! -
Ancient Animus The fight of legends Protagonist pit fight
Arbor Armament Reach for the skies -
Arcane Flight SAIL! Tibbles
Artificer's Assistant Scrying Men -
Arvad the Cursed Dude of Destiny -
Aryel, Knight of Windgrace Competitive Aryel Holy crap, it's a panther!
Aven Sentry Bird, watching -
Baird, Steward of Argive Propamanda Ghostly Warden
Baloth Gorger Baloth Fourger -
Befuddle Brain fart AUGHHHH?
Benalish Honor Guard Name Dropper -
Benalish Marshall Glorious Manthem Benalish Sutcliffe
Blackblade Reforged Blackblade's back, alright! Sword of the Stones
Blessed Light Lens Flare -
Blessing of Belzenlok Belzenlok has a blessing put aside for me, for mee, for meee... -
Blink of an Eye Into the Eye of the Roil Bounce of an Eye; Googly eyes on Magic cards
Bloodstone Goblin Kick puncher -
Bloodtallow Candle New Yavimaya Candle Wax Job; The Kill Quill; If your blood has tallow in it...
Board the Weatherlight Get in the airship, Gideon! Get in, losers!
Broken Bond Ex-plore Actually Naturalize
Cabal Evangel Stephanie McMahon The PR department; *read the flavor text like Kathleen did on the Pre-Prerelease*
Cabal Paladin The shocking history of Dominaria -
Cabal Stronghold More like Cabal Weakhold, eh? Cabal Cough; Cabal Strongdong
Caligo Skin-Witch Caligo Skinwitch -
Call the Cavalry Raiser the Alarm Get the Men
Cast Down Who were you again? Whom Blade
Chainer's Torment Drain Drain Brains This is the story of draining for two // and a Nightmare Horror token, too
Champion of the Flame WHERE ARE THE OVEN MITTENS? -
Chandra, Bold Pyromancer Chandra -
Chandra's Outburst I would like to speak to a manager -
Charge *Whispers "Charge"* -
Clifftop Retreat Home of the Crystal Gems -
Cloudreader Sphinx "That one looks like a topdeck!" -
Cold-Water Snapper Ol' Snappy! -
Corrosive Ooze Rust Monster -
Curator's Ward Don't touch the exhibits. -
Damping Sphere *Seinfeld theme* This is gonna do nothing in Modern.
D'Avenant Trapper D'Avenant Tapper Historic Harrier
Danitha Capashen, Paragon Oh Capashen, my Capashen! Swiss Army Knight; Suit me up, we're half way there // Wo-oh, killing all your bears...
Darigaaz Reincarnated Fangcestral Vision? -
Daring Archaeologist Doctor Jones -
Dark Bargain Bark Dargains out of Bargains Whad're you buying?
Dauntless Bodyguard Savin' Ya Lions -
Deathbloom Thallid Bloomed Traveller -
Deep Freeze Ice to meet you! (or any other Mr. Freeze pun) -
Demonic Vigor Vape Trick of the Damned -
Demonlord Belzenlok Belzenwhistles -
Diligent Excavator Milling Miner -
Divest No, my vest! -
Divination The science behind finding out what Pot of Greed does -
Dread Shade Nantuko Hunk -
Drudge Sentinel Drudging up old mechanics -
Dub "Arise, Sir whatever you're enchanting" Dub-wub-wub-wub-wub; I prefer subs
Elfhame Druid The GG is just for kicks -
Eviscerate Actually, this is an impalement... -
Evra, Halcyon Witness Naru Hit 'im with your lifepad!
Excavation Elephant Excavelephant Nellie
Fall of the Thran Life alert -
Feral Abomination ...are there domesticated abominations? -
Fervent Strike Hold me closer, fire dancer... -
Fiery Intervention Shatterfall -
Fight with Fire Hidetsugu's First Rite Fight Everything with Fire
Final Parting Later, bro -
Fire Elemental Fahrenheit 5/41 -
Firefist Adept Flame-Tongue Wizard -
Firesong and Sunspeaker Box Boys -
Forebear's Blade The Four Bear's Blade -
Frenzied Rage Badcap Skills -
Fungal Infection Athlete's foot -
Fungal Plots Much more mushroom Fungal Plotz
Gaea's Blessing Genesis Device -
Gaea's Protector More like Gaea's Attacker, eh? -
Garna the Bloodflame Death March Never Garna give you up
Ghitu Chronicler Laxcaster Mage This art is definitely from Kaladesh
Ghitu Journeymage The Pizza Mage -
Ghitu Lavarunner Ghitu Guide Spell Fastery
Gideon's Reproach Gideon's Punch Batman Noise
Gift of Growth Oh Deer! -
Gilded Lotus Fancy Flower -
Goblin Barrage We're gonna need another Timmy! -
Goblin Chainwhirler Kratos -
Goblin Warchief Goblin Warcheap Goblin Warlegal in Modern
Grand Warlord Radha Nia Jax -
Grow from the Ashes Kickdama's Reach -
Grunn, the Lonely King Grunn is the loneliest number... -
Guardians of Koilos The Bouncers To be terrible at their jobs
Hallar, the Firefletcher Hallar Hallar get Dollar -
Haphazard Bombardment Highly Accurate Potentially Harmful Alarming Zonking Aeronautical Range Devices Bombardment -
Healing Grace Power creep! -
Helm of the Host Copy Cap -
Hinterland Harbor Deciduous Dock -
History of Benalia In West Benalia, born and raised // On the training ground's where I spend most of my days // Chillin' out, relaxing near the angels' porch // And shooting some bow-shots outside of the church // When a couple of demons, who were up to no good // Started makin' trouble in my neighbourhood // I got in one little combat and mom got scared // and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Tol-Air-ia" A Knight's Tale
Homarid Explorer Mill Krill The Mill Giant
Howling Golem What once was mine is now ours *the screaming cowboy from Big Enough*
Icy Manipulator I see my nips Magic, a fun game for people who like fun!
In Bolas's Clutches Should have read the fine print -
Invoke the Divine God, damn it -
Isolated Chapel Hyrule Castle -
Jaya Ballard Grandma Yaya Ballard
Jaya's Immolating Inferno Magic Mom's Missile -
Jhoira's Familiar Bubo -
Jhoira, Weatherlight Captain Joy Rider -
Jodah, Archmage Eternal Jodah Joestar -
Josu Vess, Lich Knight Adam Sandler ('cause he's got eight crazy knights) -
Jousting Lance The Pointy Stick -
Juggernaut Big Jugs -
Kamahl's Druidic Vow Genesis Ripple -
Karn, Scion of Urza Silver Study Buddy He definitely has a mini-bar in that globe
Karn's Temporal Sundering Karn's Unfortunate Holiday Karn's Bogud Journey
Karplusan Hound The Hound of the Karpluskervilles -
Kazarov, Sengir Pureblood Nosferatu -
Keldon Overseer Maybe mutiny? -
Keldon Raider Rummaging Raider -
Keldon Warcaller Speed reader -
Knight of Grace Grace -
Knight of Malice Alice -
Knight of New Benalia Blade of New Benalia Knight of the Sixth Pride
Krosan Druid Kickstart my heart -
Kwende, Pride of Femeref T'Challa Strike leader
Lich's Mastery Life's a Lich, and then you never die -
Lingering Phantom You know that thing of when you go in the bathroom and nobody's used it in probably half an hour but the smell is still there? -
Llanowar Elves The Lawnmower Elves Oh, it's cute that you brought your sword
Llanowar Envoy Clogged filter -
Llanowar Scout Slowbond -
Lyra Dawnbringer Baneslayest Angel -
Mammoth Spider Gianter Spider -
Marwyn, the Nurturer Elf mom -
Meandering River Slow Stream -
Memorial to Folly Stupid Statue -
Memorial to Genius Smart Statue -
Memorial to Glory Sublime Statue -
Memorial to Unity Sameness Statue -
Memorial to War Strife Statue -
Merfolk Trickster Tricky Fish -
Mesa Unicorn Me saw unicorn (Jar Jar Binks style) -
Mishra's Self Replicator The Banach-Tarski Bot Grey Goo
Mox Amber Mox Mockery -
Muldrotha, the Gravetide The Great Trash Heap -
Multani, Yavimaya's Avatar I am Groot Golgari Grave-Tree
Naban, Dean of Iteration Nabanharmonicon -
Naru Meha, Master Wizard You, a vanilla creature; Naru Me, han intellectual -
Nature's Spiral The Circle of Life -
Niambi, Faithful Healer The Teferi Tutor -
Oath of Teferi Look down, look back up, this permanent is new to the battlefield! -
On Serra's Wings In the arms of an angel... -
Opt Once you opt, you can't stopt! -
Orcish Vandal Hulk Smash! -
Pardic Wanderer Walky Rocky -
Pegasus Courser Come fly with me A-pegasus-a-course
Phyrexian Scriptures The Compleat Works of Elesh Norn Black Books
Pierce the Sky Plumm-ish -
Powerstone Shard Spark Plug -
Precognition Field Future Nearsightedness -
Primevals' Glorious Rebirth We're baaaaaack! -
Primordial Wurm Craw Daddy -
Pyromantic Pilgrim Oh no, I'm late for fire school! -
Radiating Lightning Weenie Roast -
Raff Capashen, Ship's Mage Jumpin' Raff Flash Riff Raff; Raffie
Rampaging Cyclops Flunks at flanks -
Rat Colony Slightly Less Relentless "We should call it New Cheeseland!"
Relic Runner Carmen Sandiego -
Rescue SAVED! -
Rite of Belzenlok and wrong of everyone else Shame what happened to those clerics
Rona, Disciple of Gix Recast the Past -
Run Amok Star Trek Original Series Season 2, Episode 1 -
Sage of Lat-Nam So THAT's how it used to work! -
Sanctum Spirit Nearly Headless Nick Wait, this doesn't have flying?
Saproling Migration Fungal gowth Birnam Wood comes to Dunsinane
Seal Away Journey from out of nowhere -
Seismic Shift Landslide to the left -
Sentinel of the Pearl Trident Fresh scent of pearl -
Sergeant-at-Arms Goon squad -
Serra Angel Really, if she hasn't got an accepted nickname by now, it's just not happening -
Serra Disciple Historically bad Phew, got the stick
Settle the Score Liliana 4 - Demons 0 -
Shalai, Voice of Plenty The Leyline of Gavony Township Shalalalala
Shanna, Sisay's Legacy Voice token -
Shield of the Realm I think you seriously misjudged the size of the realm Shield of the underwhelm
Shivan Fire Worst Lightning -
Short Sword Boring Blade -
Siege-Gang Commander The Goblin Bang-Gang -
Skirk Prospector There's gold in them darn goblins! -
Skittering Surveyor Spyderglass Skitters
Skizzik Skizzy -
Slimefoot, the Stowaway Zulaspore Cutthroat Groundskeeper Slimey
Slinn Voda, the Rising Deep The Bounce Balooga EVERYBODY OUT OF THE POOL!; Slinn Shady
Song of Freyalise Rample Rample Trample Cryptolith Fight
Sorcerer's Wand The Tim Stick The wand prefers a wizard
Soul Salvage Two Raise Deads in an overcoat -
Sparring Construct Crash test dummy -
Sporecrown Thallid Seizure Thallid -
Spore Swarm Saproling Outburst -
Squee, the Immortal Guess who's back // back again // and again // and again... -
Steel Leaf Champion Beep beep it's a leaf Leafy Steve
Stronghold Confessor Fort father -
Sulfur Falls The obligatory onsen episode -
Sylvan Awakening Land war -
Syncopate No, but with an extra "o" for each value of X Your spell is count-ered
Tatyova, Benthic Druid Lady Landfall Oh, she Ben thicc
Teferi, Hero of Dominaria Idris Elba -
Teferi's Sentinel Memorial to Loyalty Fresh scent of Teferi
Teferi, Timebender No, the other one -
Tempest Djinn Water tightmare Thousand Island Dressing
Temporal Machinations Time tricks -
Territorial Allosaurus Well, it's not Colossal Dreadmaw, but it'll do This is why you don't kick an allosaurus
Teshar, Ancestor's Apostle Sun Flytan -
Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive Heir to the Jitte Shinsuke Nakamura
Thallid Omnivore Om-nom-nomnivore -
Thallid Soothsayer Thallid Thooththayer -
The Antiquities War Antiques Road Foes -
The Eldest Reborn Pick of the Litter -
The First Eruption Dominaria's Teenage Years -
The Flame of Keld A story of minimum value for maximum cost -
The Mending of Dominaria Dominario, mill yourself for two twice, go ahead and regrow Dominario -
The Mirari Conjecture Theory of value -
Thorn Elemental Comin' -
Thran Temporal Gateway Stargate -
Tiana, Ship's Caretaker Kaylie -
Timber Gorge Gorgeous Timber -
Time of Ice Winter is coming -
Tolarian Scholar Just, just... utter crap of a card. What kind of garbage... The Professor
Torgaar, Famine Incarnate You're not you when you're hungry TORGAAR!! Dada-dada-dada-dada... (like Trogdor)
Tragic Poet The tragedy is that it's not very good -
Traxos, Scourge of Kroog Traxx -
Triumph of Gerrard Pump Pump Jump -
Two-Headed Giant Format Elemental -
Untamed Kavu As opposed to the tamed kavu we all know and love -
Unwind Negate rebate -
Urgoros, the Empty One Urgh! Gross! -
Urza's Ruinous Blast Oops -
Urza's Tome Seven habits of higly vindictive people -
Valduk, Keeper of the Flame Please, hammer, hurt him -
Verdant Force Still a force to be reckoned with -
Verix Bladewing Wingmate Dragon -
Vicious Offering Figure or Member, which one is Dis? -
Vodaliar Arcanist Spell Dork -
Voltaic Servant Lackey -
Warcry Phoenix FOMO friend -
Warlord's Fury Cycles for one red -
Weatherlight Welcome home -
Weight of Memory Awkward Reunion -
Whisper, Blood Liturgist Ok. *whispers "Blood Lithurgist"* -
Wild Onslaught Wild Dongslaught -
Windgrace Acolyte Flap cat -
Wizard's Lightning Lightning Bolt* (*some terms and conditions applied) -
Wizard's Retort Blocked and retorted -
Woodland Cemetery Louisiana -
Yargle, Glutton of Urborg *hum Duel of the Fates* Yargle Barge; Here comes that boi
Yavimaya Sapherd Yavimaya Shepherd -
Yawgmoth's Vile Offering Heads up! This is gross. Want some?
Zahid, Djinn of the Lamp Bombay Sapphire -
Zhalfrin Void Scry me a river -
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