Sunshine, Dildos, and Strangers

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When spring strikes, the Feed Dump crew decides to do some research... outside.

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Oh, is that whose hand that was?

Date: April 16, 2014

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Cameron Lauder, LeeLee Scaldaferri, Andrew Ferguson

Editing: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

  • KFC is now offering a drumstick corsage for prom. Also appropriate for other special events, like weddings and bat mitzvahs.
    • Nothing says "You're a woman now" like a bouquet of deep fried hot dogs.
  • A Norwegian fisherman had a very sexy time when he caught a cod that had a 16 cm long orange dildo in its stomach.
  • A jackass that owns a sports bar in Philadelphia was surprised to receive complaints after he put a sign outside his business that read "I like beer like I like my violence...domestic."
  • The American Psychiatric Association has deemed obsessive selfie taking a mental disorder - selfitis.

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