Square Enix Finally Listens

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In a revelation shocking only themselves, Square realizes it's good at RPGs.

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Date: April 2, 2014

Written and Performed by: Graham Stark, Kathleen De Vere, Paul Saunders

Story Graphics: Paul Saunders

CheckPoint Graphics: Graham Stark

Music: Bradley Rains

Produced by: Graham Stark, Paul Saunders

Today

Facebook bought Oculus Rift, and the Internet overreacted. Like REALLY overreacted.

Stories

  • Killer Instinct keeps changing hands. It is now currently being made by the makers of DiveKick.
  • A major game reseller has gotten caught reselling games through Humble Bundle.
  • Titanfall's matchmaking is less toilets now.
  • Oculus Rift has been bought by Facebook, and the Internet is being spiteful.
  • The president of Square Enix has just discovered that people outside Japan like JRPGs.

Coming Up

Kathleen: The legal drama between 3DRealms and Gearbox continues over the inexplicably desirable Duke Nukem license. Graham: Some say 3DRealms still retains a nonexclusive license for the franchise, and that Gearbox's lawyer's head is made of cheese. All we know is, it's going to court.

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