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Some days, crime pays better than others.
Date: July 14, 2006
Camera: Graham Stark
Editing: Graham Stark
Vehicular Transport Engineer and Microphone Cable Wrangler: Matt Wiggins
Bill and Morgan attempt to rob a grocery store at gunpoint, but Bill neglected to paint his toy gun black to make it more realistic-looking (and loaded it with a suction cup dart to boot). This provokes a fit of laughter from the clerk, and the two flee. They try again at another store and fail miserably due to projectile porn. Deciding that they need to think bigger, they go for a break-in at WalMart, but it's a bad idea to rob a place that locks the cleaning crew in overnight. Next they try to rip off a video store's ATM, but it was too heavy. They end up taking loose change from a beggar's cap. And who says crime doesn't pay?
- Small Time was followed by Small Time 2.
- The two robbers introduced here later appeared in The LoadingReadyRumble and I SAW What You Did There.
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