Rusty From All the Salt
Stories on StarCraft 2, a "Heroic" MMO, LEGO Minecraft, the handsomest Pokémon, and the new women of Rust.
Date: April 18, 2016
Story Graphics: Paul Saunders
CheckPoint Graphics: Graham Stark
Music: Bradley Rains
Women are here to stay, so you'd better get used to it. This is true of life and the game Rust.
- Korean Starcraft players have started using illegible usernames that look like barcodes.
- DJ Hero was supposed to have a tie-in MMO.
- Lego Minecraft is getting a new, very large, build set.
- According to a Japanese poll, Mewtwo is the most handsome Pokemon.
- Rust now has female characters, with gender (like race) assigned randomly based on players' Steam ID.
From the people that brought you the Fire Emblem-style XCOM 2 mod, there now is another mod that lets you breed magical, fully-grown supersoldiers by making your squadmates hook up. Everything is perfect. Nobody make a face-petting mod.
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