Rogue Monkey

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Free Death Ray. Only used once. You pick up.

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Oh, you crazy little monkey!

Date: December 3, 2014

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Ian Horner, Brendan "Beej" Dery

Editing: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

  • Florida authorities have vowed that they will capture a monkey that they found running through a Tampa neighborhood. It was described as 3 feet tall, brown and fast.
  • Are you looking for a Christmas present for that hard-to-buy-for special someone? If you live in Adelaide, Australia, you can get a death ray, for free! But you have to pick it up. Unfortunately the death ray is not functional, it was just a prop used in a TV commercial.
  • A young couple in New York has followed the ages old adage of "If you love something so much, why don't you marry it?" They got married on the subway, because they really love the subway and met there.

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