Retro Deception

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Stories this week on The Division, Mario Maker, Oculus vs Mac, the UFC 2 curse, and the ongoing troubles of the Coleco Chameleon.

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Date: March 7, 2016

Written and Performed by: Graham Stark, Kathleen De Vere, Paul Saunders

Story Graphics: Paul Saunders

CheckPoint Graphics: Graham Stark

Music: Bradley Rains

Produced by: Graham Stark, Paul Saunders

Today

The Division might actually be good, but they're afraid you won't believe them.

Stories

  • Ubisoft has been misusing press quotes to make The Division look better than Destiny.
  • Nintendo has announced a new Super Expert difficulty mode for Super Mario Maker.
  • The Oculus Rift won't work with Macs, because its creator doesn't think Macs are good enough.
  • The urban myth about sports game covers strikes again--this time in pro boxing.
  • The Coleco Chameleon prototypes turned out to be fraudulent.

Coming Up

The next Kirby game, Planet Robobot, will feature a suit of robotic power armor for its hero. Considering that Kirby is basically a big pink balloon, it seems about time he gets some kind of protection.

Trivia

The "Professor Pigglesworth" Graham refers to in the outro is a long-running Checkpoint inside joke, introduced in August 2011 episode [[1]] and last referenced in the October 2015 episode Five Nights at Funtown. It seems Graham is trying to sell us a pig in a poke.

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