Recurring Feed Dump Segments

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These are segments that have appeared in Feed Dump that will likely show up again:

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Paul and Matt Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About

In this segment, Graham presents a story with a central detail missing. The guests (initially Paul and Matt) then have to guess what the detail is. Paul and Matt have only appeared together in this segment once.

  • In episodes 1, 3, 6, 15, 17, 25, 32, 43, 47, 55, 98, 100, 128, 130, 131, 157, 167, 201
  • Once known as "Andy and Jer Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About"
  • Once known as "James and Matt Have to Figure Out What's in this Nigerian's Poop"
  • Once known as "Alex, Kathleen, and LeeLee Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About"
  • Once known as "Paul and Matt Have to Figure Out What Kathleen is Talking About"
  • Once known as "James and Ash Have to Figure Out What's in the American's Butt"
  • Once known as "Paul and Beej Have to Figure Out What Kathleen is Talking About"
  • Once known as "Kathleen and Ash Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About"
  • Once known as "Andrew and Kathleen Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About"
  • Once known as "Paul and Beej Have to Figure Out What Cam is Talking About"
  • Once known as "Kate and Beej Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About"
Kathleen's Political Fact of the Week

Kathleen presents a fact related to politics.

The Dump Truck

Graham and the two guests try a strange food product.

Alex Reacts

While a news story is being read, Alex acts out what is happening.

  • In episodes 7
Vuvezela News

Graham attempts to read a news story with a vuvuzela being blown in his ear.

  • In episodes 8
It's the End of the Show (The Show is Over Now)

Not actually a segment, this is simply a title card and jingle that is shown at the end of the show.

Paul and Kathleen Dress Like Vikings

Paul and Kathleen exchange very brief banter while wearing viking hats.

Is it Playable?

Two guests (usually Jer and Alex) are read a news story, and then discuss how playable the central concept of the story would be if it were a card in Magic: The Gathering.

The Price is Ridiculous!

The guests attempt to price an item in a news story to the closest amount without going over.

  • In episodes 13
Can Kathleen and Missy Make This Funny?

Missy and Kathleen attempt to make a particularly sad or offensive story comedic, usually with mixed results.

  • In episodes 13
Why in the Hell?

The crew attempt to figure out the reasoning behind the actions of someone in a news story.

  • In episodes 18
It's The Beginning of the Show (The Show is Starting Now)

Just like It's The End of the Show (The Show is Over Now), but at the beginning of the show.

  • In episodes 21
Kate and Kathleen Dispense Horrible Advice

Kate and Kathleen dispense purposefully bad advice.

What Could Be Worse?

Having been read a story about a particularly bad or unlucky turn of events, the guests attempt to come up with things that are worse than the story.

Let's Ask What is Clearly a Cut-Out of Vin Diesel

The crew asks questions of a cardboard standee of Vin Diesel.

Alex and Matt Try To Get it Up...

Alex and Matt sit in silence and pretend to attempt to give themselves erections.

  • In episodes 31
LOL, Canada

The Victoria, BC-based crew reads a story regarding funny events in their own country, then make fun of them.

It's a Big Pile of Cash. What Would You Do With It?

The crew attempts to decide what they would do with a giant pile of cash.

What's Being Smuggled Today? (It's Usually Something with Reptiles...)

Graham reads a news story related to smuggling, then the guests crack jokes about it.

  • In episodes 57
Super Effective!

The guests come up with methods or actions that would be more effective or efficient (but usually more nonsensical) than those of someone in a news story.

Untitled Segments

These are bits from Feed Dump that didn't have a titled segment, but could possibly make a reappearance:

Porn Guy
  • In episodes 1, 2
Forum Comment of the Week
  • In episodes 2, 4
The Penalty Box
  • In episodes 5
Dungeons & Dragons Fortune Cards
  • In episodes 19
Feed Dump Halloween Costume Suggestions
  • In episodes 23
Misleading Headline of the Week
  • In episodes 40
Alternatives to Handshaking
  • In episodes 41
Intervention
  • In episodes 99