Recurring Feed Dump Segments
These are segments that have appeared in Feed Dump that will likely show up again:
- Paul and Matt Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About
In this segment, Graham presents a story with a central detail missing. The guests (initially Paul and Matt) then have to guess what the detail is. Paul and Matt have only appeared together in this segment once.
- In episodes 1, 3, 6, 15, 17, 25, 32, 43, 47, 55, 98, 100, 128, 130, 131, 157, 167, 201
- Once known as "Andy and Jer Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About"
- Once known as "James and Matt Have to Figure Out What's in this Nigerian's Poop"
- Once known as "Alex, Kathleen, and LeeLee Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About"
- Once known as "Paul and Matt Have to Figure Out What Kathleen is Talking About"
- Once known as "James and Ash Have to Figure Out What's in the American's Butt"
- Once known as "Paul and Beej Have to Figure Out What Kathleen is Talking About"
- Once known as "Kathleen and Ash Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About"
- Once known as "Andrew and Kathleen Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About"
- Once known as "Paul and Beej Have to Figure Out What Cam is Talking About"
- Once known as "Kate and Beej Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About"
- Kathleen's Political Fact of the Week
Kathleen presents a fact related to politics.
- The Dump Truck
Graham and the two guests try a strange food product.
- Alex Reacts
While a news story is being read, Alex acts out what is happening.
- In episodes 7
- Vuvezela News
Graham attempts to read a news story with a vuvuzela being blown in his ear.
- In episodes 8
- It's the End of the Show (The Show is Over Now)
Not actually a segment, this is simply a title card and jingle that is shown at the end of the show.
- Paul and Kathleen Dress Like Vikings
Paul and Kathleen exchange very brief banter while wearing viking hats.
- Is it Playable?
Two guests (usually Jer and Alex) are read a news story, and then discuss how playable the central concept of the story would be if it were a card in Magic: The Gathering.
- The Price is Ridiculous!
The guests attempt to price an item in a news story to the closest amount without going over.
- In episodes 13
- Can Kathleen and Missy Make This Funny?
Missy and Kathleen attempt to make a particularly sad or offensive story comedic, usually with mixed results.
- In episodes 13
- Why in the Hell?
The crew attempt to figure out the reasoning behind the actions of someone in a news story.
- In episodes 18
- It's The Beginning of the Show (The Show is Starting Now)
Just like It's The End of the Show (The Show is Over Now), but at the beginning of the show.
- In episodes 21
- Kate and Kathleen Dispense Horrible Advice
Kate and Kathleen dispense purposefully bad advice.
- What Could Be Worse?
Having been read a story about a particularly bad or unlucky turn of events, the guests attempt to come up with things that are worse than the story.
- Let's Ask What is Clearly a Cut-Out of Vin Diesel
The crew asks questions of a cardboard standee of Vin Diesel.
- Alex and Matt Try To Get it Up...
Alex and Matt sit in silence and pretend to attempt to give themselves erections.
- In episodes 31
- LOL, Canada
The Victoria, BC-based crew reads a story regarding funny events in their own country, then make fun of them.
- It's a Big Pile of Cash. What Would You Do With It?
The crew attempts to decide what they would do with a giant pile of cash.
- What's Being Smuggled Today? (It's Usually Something with Reptiles...)
Graham reads a news story related to smuggling, then the guests crack jokes about it.
- In episodes 57
- Super Effective!
The guests come up with methods or actions that would be more effective or efficient (but usually more nonsensical) than those of someone in a news story.
These are bits from Feed Dump that didn't have a titled segment, but could possibly make a reappearance:
- Porn Guy
- Forum Comment of the Week
- The Penalty Box
- In episodes 5
- Dungeons & Dragons Fortune Cards
- In episodes 19
- Feed Dump Halloween Costume Suggestions
- In episodes 23
- Misleading Headline of the Week
- In episodes 40
- Alternatives to Handshaking
- In episodes 41
- In episodes 99