Qwerpline Ep34 - Waste Convoy

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S2E08 Titlecard

Date: October 06, 2019

Category: Qwerpline

Appearing: Graham Stark, Alex Steacy, Kathleen De Vere, Brendan "Beej" Dery, Ian Horner

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere, Coriander Dickinson

Graphics: Graham Stark

Illustrations: Featherweight

Description: A new, terrible parade is rolling through Nsburg and it’s probably doing something to the traffic.

Runtime: 16:56

Slogan: Everybody loves it!*

  • *Sample size reduced after removing statistical outliers, such as people from Jewelsburg.

Sponsor: Bill's Dills & Chilled Pils Bill's opening a new Picklery and Micro-Brewery in Downtown Nsburg. Bill's Dills & Chilled Pils - Bill's got skills with barley mills.

The News


  • Richter reports that he's been up for 3 hours now, and traffic is flowing smooth like butter.
  • Big G-Money reports that traffic is really backed up due to the nuclear waste transport convoy from Chuffield Reactor moving very slowly through Nsburg. The convoy rolled into town at 4 a.m. and is expected to clear city limits around 8 p.m. tonight.

On the Phone

We go to the Mayor of Chuffield, Mr. Ditko Guttenberg, who is on the phones to assure viewers that the transportation of nuclear waste through Nsburg is completely safe.

Live on Location

  • Derek is on location at something Gus referred to as "a very good story that we needed to cover" - the Lorna's Healing Oasis, which has neither camels nor palm trees. He also reports that the nuclear waste transport convoy was very warm.

After the Break

  • Big G-Money is going to use the break to find Derek something relaxing and colourful to watch.
  • Nsburg has finally formally abolished prohibition.
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