Qwerpline Ep33 - Beer Fest

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S2E07 Titlecard

Date: September 29, 2019

Category: Qwerpline

Appearing: Graham Stark, Alex Steacy, Kathleen De Vere, Brendan "Beej" Dery, Ian Horner

Editing: Kathleen De Vere, Coriander Dickinson

Graphics: Graham Stark

Illustrations: Featherweight

Description: Derick goes on location to try some tasty brews. Don’t worry he’s nineteen.

Runtime: 20:32

Slogan: Where the rubber meets the road.

  • I really need to poke the council to find a new dump for those tyres.

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The News

  • From noon the Therpston County Nature Preserve will be accepting all unwanted divans, daybeds, chaise longues and chesterfields no questions asked for 6 hours. They will be cleaned, stripped and then scuttled into Lake Indian Name to create an artificial trout reef.
  • 4th Avenue between Rifflethon Boulevard and Chumble Drive will be closed for all vehicle traffic for Therpston County Nut Con.


On Location

  • Derek is on location at the annual Therpston County Beer Fest in the Nsburg Colosseum. He reports on his tastings of some beers, finds out why a stall has no line, and interviews Edith Slump, who has been ranking beers by how appealing their label art is.


  • The QWOPter is hovering 3,000 feet above Beer Fest but Richter isn't flying it because flying under the influence of alcohol would be irresponsible.

On Location

After the Break

  • The Nsburg Humane Society is looking for volunteers to help out with the annual raccoon "cull".
  • The Nsburg Girl Scouts have introduced some new cookie flavours, available from the shooting range.
  • Joan and Big G-Money are going to try and figure out how to frame Jimmy-Jam's Afternoon Jams & the Prank Patrol for accidentally dialing the National Guard.

List of Stands at Beer Fest

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